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  1. Travel Guest Blogs: Guest What do you call road-tripping to the eclipse?… Going where the sun don’t shine.
  2. I have an eclipse joke… but it gets kind of dark.
  3. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Not the sun…
  4. Sun Jokes: A solar eclipse is when the moon is between the Earth and the Sun. A lunar eclipse is when the earth is between the Moon and the Sun. What’s it called when the sun is between the moon and the earth?… The apocalypse…
  5. Sun Jokes: What did the moon bring to the beach on August 12, 2026?… Sunblock.
  6. Music Jokes: What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band.
  7. I decided to watch the eclipse with only sunglasses, in spite of all the warnings… I honestly can’t see what all the fuss was about.
  8. What do you call it when you fall in love on August 12, 2026?… A total eclipse of the heart.
  9. Pasta Jokes: I was told i could look at an eclipse with a colander… I tried it and it just strained my eyes.
  10. Labor Day Jokes: This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses I’m not to worried though… those suckers will never see me again.

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