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Google Search “Top 10 Flag Day Jokes”

  1. Navy Jokes: What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?”
  2. World Cup Soccer Jokes: I’m rooting for Switzerland in the World Cup. I don’t know much about the team… but their flag is a big plus.
  3. NBA Draft2025 NBA Draft: June 25th, 20205… Flagg Day in Newport, ME.
  4. Why did the American flag go to school?… To show its true colors!
  5. What did the American flag say to the British flag?… I’ve got stars in my eyes for freedom!
  6. Flag Day Jokes: Why did the American flag go to the doctor?… Because it had a few stripes.
  7. What do the American flag and a sad candy cane have in common?… They’re both red, white and blue.
  8. What did the American flag say to the other flag?… Nothing, it just waved.
  9. What did one flag say to another during the American Revolution?… “I’m really flagging, can you give me a hand?”
  10. Why was the American flag always so happy?…. Because it had so many stars in its eyes!