Revenge of the Fifth Jokes

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  1. May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Revenge of the Fifth Jokes jokes.
  2. May the Fourth Be With You……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth!
    • May the Fourth Be With You……because TODAY is Revenge of the Fifth!
  3. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What a great week! May is the best month! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth! All in the 1st week!
  4. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  5. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth Be With You). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth.
  6. May the Fourth Be WithY ou……because tomorrow is Revenge of theFifth!  
  7. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you!
  8. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob! 
  9. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.  
  10. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father!  
  11. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you!
  12. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side.
  13. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider!  
  14. Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul!
  15. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  16. Hey @MonopolyMM! What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones
  17. What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones 
  18. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade.
  19. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies.
  20. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul.  What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars. 
  21. Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience. 
  22. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie! 
  23. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The” 
  24. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda.
  25. What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks 
  26. What goes, “Ha, ha, haaa…. AGGHHH! Thump”? An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
  27. Why did yoda visit BankofAmerica yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! 
  28. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… He’s always a little short.
  29. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi s
  30. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar.
  31. How is Duct tape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side & it binds the galaxy together.
  32. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt
  33. What’s the difference between an ATAT & a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker & the other is a walking Imperial.
  34. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
  35. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be MayThe4thBeWithYou StarWars
  36. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Wars May the Fourth Be With You jokes.