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- Top Massachusetts Colleges If you’re wicked smaht… You go to Harvard!
- Boston Marathon Jokes: Where do recently dumped college students go to watch the Boston Marathon?… Heartbreak Hill.
- Pi Day Jokes: 3.14% of math professors dress as PI rates for Halloween!
- Pi Day Jokes: 3.14% of math majors dress as PI rates for Halloween!
- March Madness Basketball Jokes: What college basketball Hall of Fame coach would be a great college administrator…. Dean Smith.
- Massachusetts Jokes: A team of scientists from MIT saw a statistic that said 80 percent of crow deaths in the state were because the crow had been hit by a truck. They decided to investigate why that was, and the results were pretty interesting. Crows often eat roadkill, so it wasn’t surprising that they were getting killed by trucks, but it was interesting that only trucks, not cars were hitting the crows. Something unique about crows is that one crow flys higher than all the other crows, who is known as the watch crow, who communicates with the others and warns them of danger. After studying the watch crow for a bit the scientists finally figured out why the trucks had been killing the crows. It turns out the watch crow could only say “caa” and not “truck.”
- Massachusetts Jokes: Yes, I am from Massachusetts. No I’m not going to pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd!
- Meatball Jokes: Why was the meatball so calm?… It knew how to meat deadlines!
- Iowa Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa lot of money for student loans.
- Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: Since I have a lot of exams next week… I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I’m sure to pass even if I shouldn’t