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- May 2rd, 2026 Kentucky Derby Jokes
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- The Kentucky Derby is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
- Pope Jokes: What is the Pope’s favorite Triple Crown race?… The Kentucky Derby. It is at CHURCH – hill downs.
- Kentucky Derby Pun: “Mint to be here.”
- Why the long face?… It’s Derby Day!
- What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred.
- Hat Jokes: “Hats off to Derby Day!”
- Kentucky Derby Pun: Unbridled joy today. It’s the Kentucky Derby.
- Are you watching the Kentucky Derby?… Yay or neigh?
- Ice Cream Jokes: What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet.
- April Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people here to watch this horse race.