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- Masters Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of The Masters?… He screamed with every swing.
- Gymnastics Jokes: What do you call a Disney princess that can flip like a gymnast?… Ariel.
- Donut Jokes: Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad college basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- March Madness Basketball Jokes: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?… She ran away from the ball.
- Mardi Gras Jokes: If Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras, I bet you it would be called “Beauty and the Beads.”
- Pumpkin Jokes: Who did the pumpkin run away from?… Cinderella’s Fairy Gourd-mother!
- What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?… Mickey Moose.
- What is Eleven’s favorite Disney song?… Let eggo.
- Blizzard Jokes: What did Hagrid say to Tinkerbell when she started working at Dairy Queen?… You’re a Blizzard fairy!
- Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate.