Top 50 Pancake Jokes

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  1. February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pancake jokes
  2. Bastille Day Jokes: Did you know today is National Pancake day… apparently it just creped up on us.
  3. Groundhog Day Jokes: What do groundhogs put on pancakes?… Hog cabin syrup. 
  4. Leap Year Jokes: Where do most people eat on Leap Day?… IHOP.
  5. What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side. 
  6. Winnie the Pooh Jokes: Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! 
  7. Bastille Day Jokes: I don’t like thin pancakes… They just crepe me out.
  8. New York Jokes: What do the New York Yankees and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! 
  9. Smile Jokes: How do you make a pancake smile?… Butter him up. 
  10. What’s the best pancake topping?… More pancakes.
  11. Elf Jokes: How do elves eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. 
  12. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: How do leprechauns eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. 
  13. Egg Jokes: When the little boy was making pancakes why did the batter run away?… Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!.
  14. Thin French pancakes give me the crepes.
  15. Police Jokes: My successful pancake business was recently shut down… Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot.
  16. It’s hard to believe February 17th, 2026 is already National Pancake Day!… It really crêped up on us this year didn’t it!
  17. I don’t run to get my pancakes… IHOP.
  18. Geometry Jokes: A man in a hurry goes to a diner and ordered a pancake He asked, “Will it be long?” The cook replied, “No, it’ll be round.”
  19. Election Jokes: Politician: I really feel like having some pancakes… maybe I don’t…I just can’t stop waffling.
  20. I don’t like thin pancakes.. They just crepe me out.
  21. Baseball Jokes: What did the pancake say to the MLB baseball player?… Batter up!
  22. Why is it so rare to hear pancake jokes?… They usually fall flat.
  23. Customer: I’ll have a stack of 24 pancakes, please. Waitress: That’s a tall order!
  24. Marriage Jokes: A pancake gets married to royalty… Her husband is Sir Up.
  25. I’m making a coat out of pancakes…. I’ll call it my flapjacket.
  26. Leap Year Jokes: Where do most people eat pancakes during a Leap Year?… IHOP.
  27. Summer Jokes: What do pancakes wear to the beach?… Flip-flops!
  28. Pope Jokes: What does thePope put on his pancakes?… Papal syrup.
  29. Grandparent Jokes: What did the grandpa pancake say to the grandchild burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side.
  30. Every morning I plan on making pancakes… But I keep waffling.
  31. How tasty are pancakes?… They’re not just tasty, they’re flipping delicious!
  32. I tried making pancakes… But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym.
  33. I made pancakes yesterday and the whole house smelled like lavender… Used the wrong flower.
  34. Star Wars Jokes: Why do Jedi always burn their pancakes?… Because they won’t turn over to the dark side.
  35. Bacon Jokes: A pancake, a piece oftoast, & a piece of bacon walk into a bar, sit down & ask the bartender for a round of beers. The bartender looks at them & says “Get the out of my bar, we don’t serve breakfast here.”  
  36. Why aren’t pancakes good singers?… They’re too flat!
  37. What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin?… I’m flattered!
  38. Not sure what to do with the leftover pancake mix… Should I throw it away or do you have a batter idea?
  39. What do groundhogs put on pancakes?… Hog cabin syrup.
  40. I went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my breakfast would be long.  “No, sir, round” came the reply.
  41. Covid Jokes: News: Doctors recommend pizza and pancake diet for Covid-19 patients… And all other foods that can fit under the door.
  42. Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He totally flipped!
  43. Why couldn’t the pancake sleep?… He kept tossing and turning!
  44. Summer Jokes:What do you call pancakes that got too much sun?… Tancakes.
  45. One friend brags to another: “I know the recipe for the best pancake mix in the world!” His friend replies: “I bet mine is batter, it’s flipping amazing!”
  46. The local pancake place has made the country’s biggest pancake… I’d love to see someone top that.
  47. I tried to break the ice at a party with a pancake joke… but it fell flat.
  48. Baseball Jokes: What do a baseball team and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter!
  49. Geometry Jokes: Why didn’t the waffle go to the pancake party?… He was a square.
  50. I’m terrible at making pancakes… but I am getting batter.