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- Pilgrim Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
- Grandparent Jokes: Grandma was showing us a painting of the Pilgrim Family on Thanksgiving card. She commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their moms & #ads & praying to God.’ My brother looked at her doubtfully & asked, ‘Then why is their father carrying that rifle?’
- President Jokes: What did the turkey say when he met the President Trump?… “Pardon me.”
- Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?… Plymouth Rock!
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!
- What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee who?… Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
- Grandparent Jokes: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE!
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Leaf… Leaf who?… Leaf me alone. I’m watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade!
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce give thanks!
- What’s something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?… A family member giving you the bird.
- Cemetery Jokes: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
- Pilgrim Jokes: A pilgrim is walking through the woods when he comes across a hungry bear…. …the pilgrim then drops to his knees on the trail and claspes his hands together to pray for salvation. To his surprise . . . so did the bear! Greatly heartened by this, the pilgrim then began to pray. “Oh, Heavenly Father, please let this be a Christian bear! I don’t want to be eaten by those evil nasty devil bears!” And the bear, to the great shock of the pilgrim, began to pray, too! Kneeling there on the side of the road across from the pilgrim, paws clasped together, the bear prayed, “Oh, Heavenly Father! For this meal, which we are about to receive . . . we give thanks.”
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
- Christmas Jokes: What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham?… It’s nice to meat you!
- Thanksgiving Pun: My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes… but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
- Thanksgiving Pun: I’m stuffed with gratitude.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Holly… Holly who?… Holly-days are the best time of year.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dishes!… Dishes who?… Dishes the BEST Thanksgiving ever!
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?… It had 24 carrots.
- Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
- What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week & Is Spelling Really Important?)
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ben!… Ben who?… Ben waiting for Thanksgiving all year!
- “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” Kevin James
- Thanksgiving Pun: Don’t be a jerky, pass the turkey.
- “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.” Erma Bombeck
- Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?… Because it’s a-maize-ing.
- Thanksgiving Pun: You gotta keep track of the thyme on Thanksgiving!
- Prom Jokes: Did you hear about the turkey prom?… It was a Butterball.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Thanksgiving to you!
- Thanksgiving Pun: Gobble ’til you wobble.
- What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?… Your nose.
- What kind of bagel travels on Thanksgiving?… A plain bagel.
- Hat Jokes: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make?… Wing! Wing!
- How does a turkey travel?… By gravy train.
- Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme!
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… A herd… A herd who?… A herd you were hosting Thanksgiving this year.
- Black Friday Jokes: When does Black Friday come before Thanksgiving?… In the dictionary.
- Pumpkin Jokes: What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?… “Good-pie, everyone.”
- Thanksgiving Pun: Pass the corn-y Thanksgiving jokes, please.
- Thanksgiving Pun: Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
- Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken
- Thanksgiving Pun: You butter believe I’m going back for seconds.
- Police Jokes: Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play!
- Pilgrim Jokes: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?… Pilgrimage.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive the turkey stuffing!
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Tanks…. Tanks who?… Tanksgiving is here!
- Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?… He lost track of Thyme.
- Why do so many people eat potatoes on Thanksgiving?… Because they’ve got a-peel.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita nap, I ate too much turkey and stuffing.
- Hunting Jokes: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!”
- Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?… Plymouths.
- Barber Jokes: You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy.
- Pilgrim Jokes: If the pilgrims sailed on the Mayflower, then what boat does a teacher sail on?… A scholar ship.
- Marriage Jokes: Thanksgiving Pun: I’m so grateful for my butter-half.
- Math Jokes: What do math teachers eat on Thanksgiving?… Pumpkin pi.
- Pilgrim Jokes: What’s a pilgrim’s grandmother called?… Pilgrammy.
- Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
- Pilgrim Jokes: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? … Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
- What should you never pick at the Thanksgiving dinner table?… Your nose.
- What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken?… Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.
- Halloween Jokes: Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving.
- What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!”
- Farming Jokes: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?… He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
- Fall Jokes: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har- VEST.
- How many bakers does it take to make a Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie?… 3.14.
- Music Jokes: What is stuffing’s favorite song?… “Hit Me, Baby, One More Thyme”
- Pie Jokes: I tried a new pie recipe for Thanksgiving… I am a real PIE – oneer.
- Music Jokes: What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?… “All About That Baste.”
- Music Jokes: Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks.
- Grandparent Jokes: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
- What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving?… “Moo.”
- Principal Jokes: Why did the Turkey get sent to the principal’s office?… For using fowl language.
- Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: Why was the turkey expelled from the basketball game?… It fowled out.
- Pilgrim Jokes: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape!
- Pilgrim Jokes: If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, then what do college students travel on?… The Scholar Ships.
- What’s the forecast for Thanksgiving, regardless of what the meteorologist says?… Sweater weather.
- Halloween Jokes: What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?… Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.
- Pilgrim Jokes: What is a pilgrim’s favorite subject in school?… Pilgrammar.
- What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?… Yammies.
- You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.
- What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?… The casse-role.
- What vegetable was hiding in the basement on Thanksgiving?… Cellar-y.
- Thanksgiving Pun: You think Thanksgiving dinner is done?… You ain’t seen stuffing yet.
- Pope Jokes: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?… Because they use such FOWL language.
- Dad Jokes: What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn?
- How do leaves get to Thanksgiving dinner?… By autumn-mobile.
- What did the carrot say to the celery?… Stop stalking me!
- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Senior… Senior who?… Senior cooking. Can I have some?
- Pilgrim Jokes: When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet!
- President Jokes: What did the president say when presented with a poorly cooked turkey?… Is it too late for a pardon?
- Pilgrim Jokes: What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?… Pilgrim Reaper.
- Music Jokes: Why did the turkey become a percussionist?… It already had the drumsticks.
- Did you hear about the turkey who lost his left leg?… He’s all right now.
- Pilgrim Jokes: Two Pilgrims walk into a bar… The third one ducked.
- What kind of turkey requires ID?… Wild Turkey.
- November Jokes: What’s a turkey’s favorite month?… They don’t have one, but they prefer any other than November!
- What sound does a dizzy turkey make?… Wobble, wobble.
- Star Wars Jokes: What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?… May the forks be with you.
- Pilgrim Jokes: Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?… Your close group of pal-grims.