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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for Spring.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the 1st day of Spring?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is Spring?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the Spring Vernal Equinox?
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for the 1st day of Spring.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the 1st day of Spring?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is Spring?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the Spring Vernal Equinox?
- Can February March? … No, but April May! (Jokes for Each Month)
- What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best March Madness college basketball jokes.
- Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
- 2025 March March Madness Jokes: This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg…. Flag?
- Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness announcer of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
- What is the #1 spring social event for college basketball players?… The Big Dance!
- What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud!
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
- 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Crime increases in Kansas during March Madness. There is a Tik Tok sensation… The Kansas Jayhawk Jay Walk.
- March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
- March Madness Pun: Filling out an office pool for March Madness is the most work I have done in the office since last March.
- What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
- 2025 First Four Jokes: Did you see the final play where the Hornets of Alabama State defeated St. Joseph’s Red Flash with a home run play… that must have really stung.
- March Madness Pun: I try not to limit my madness to March.
- 2025 March March Madness Jokes: There are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guarantee the Cougars will win on March 20th, 2025.
- What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
- First Four March Madness Pick-up Line: I wish I were Dayton you!
- What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave.
- When your team makes the First Four…. March Gladness.
- When your team loses the First Four game…. March Sadness.
- When your team is one of the First Four Out …. March Sadness.
- When your team wins the First Four game…. March Gladness.
- The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A March Madness basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
- My boss told me to focus on work during March Madness… I told him my bracket is my work.
- What do you call it when a lower seeded team beats a higher seeded team?… March Gladness.
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
- What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow
- What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella!
- What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
- Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
- Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it!
- What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
- What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
- When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
- What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Top Summer Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
- Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets!!
- What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Doctor Jokes)
- When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time!
- Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.
- What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein!
- How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.
- What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!
- Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash!
- What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden.
- What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants!
- What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Top Easter Jokes)
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny
- Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
- What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody! (Top Basketball Jokes & Top Easter Jokes)
- Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
- What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
- Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
- What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather!
- What spring break destination allows you to bring dogs?… Labrador, Canada.
- Where do cows go for spring break?… Moo England.
- Why didn’t the teacher wear shades over spring break?… Because her brightest pupils weren’t around.
- What do sushi chefs play with their kids during spring break?… Go fish!
- Why did the spring break college students miss their flight?… They had no spring in their step.
- Why did the spring break high school students miss their flight?… They had no spring in their step.
- Why did the spring break middle school students miss their flight?… They had no spring in their step.
- Why did the spring break elementary students miss their flight?… They had no spring in their step.
- What traveled around the world over spring break but stayed in one place?… A stamp.
- Why didn’t the spring break students go to the forest?… Because the trees said leave me alone.
- Why don’t skeletons go on vacation during spring break?… They have no body to go with!
- Why did the computer go to the beach during spring break?… To surf the net!
- What did the turtle family do when they began their spring break?… They shell-abrated!
- Where do sheep go for spring break?… The Baa-hamas.
- What did the parents say to their kids when they went to the beach for spring break?… “Long time, no sea!”
- What did the baker’s son do over spring break?… He loafed around.
- What did the dog say once he got on spring break?… “The paw-ty is officially here!”
- What did the spring break college student say to his beach buddies?… Seas the day!
- What falls, but never needs a bandage?… April showers.
- How does the sun listen to the news?… On the ray-dio.
- It’s allergy season again?… You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
- What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?… Fowl weather.
- What goes up when the rain comes down?… Umbrellas.
- Why is April so clean?… Because April showers.
- What’s the most tear-jerking month?… May, because love—and pollen— are in the air.
- What do clouds wear during spring showers?… Thunderwear.
- What kind of bow looks best when it’s wet?… A rainbow.
- What type of weather does a balloon hate?… Pop-up showers!
- How do thunderstorms invest their money?… In a “rainy-day” fund!
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister.
- What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain?… A reindeer.
- What does the king say his favorite kind of weather is?… Reign-y weather!
- Why was the cake wet?… It got sprinkled.
- I tried to catch the fog… but I mist.
- What do you call a little girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!
- Spring is blast!
- What do clouds wear during spring showers?… Thunderwear.