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- Hurricane Jokes: Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how to get beads at Mardi Gras?
- Mardi Gras Pun: Anyone who says they hate Mardi Gras is just jambalayin’!
- Fat Tuesday?… Guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem!
- Book Jokes: Have you read the JK Rowling book about Mardi Gras?… It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them.”
- How did Captain Kirk celebrate Mardi Gras on the Enterprise?… “Bead me up, Scotty!”
- Fat Tuesday is just a Tuesday that hasn’t learned about portion control.
- Movie Jokes: If Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras, I bet you it would be called “Beauty and the Beads.”
- Black Friday Jokes: When is the best time to buy clothing?… Mardi Gras… All shirts are half off.
- Did you hear about a photographer who only takes pictures of girls at Mardi Gras?… Guess you can say that he’s into Flash photography.
- Mardi Gras Pun: I feel the need, the need for beads!
- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce celebrate Mardi Gras with some beads and King Cake!
- Hamburger Jokes: What do you call a hamburger covered in beads?… A French Quarter pounder.
- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mardi Gras jokes.
- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s Mardi Gras?
- What do you call a Mardi Gras parade that’s running out of beads?… A tragedy!
- What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?… “I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
- Mardi Gras Pun: I love Mardi Gras with every bead of my heart.
- What did Caesar eat at the Mardi Gras?… Etouffee.
- Labor Day Jokes: What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year?… No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day!
- What’s the problem with jogging during Mardi Gras?… The ice falls out of your drinks!
- Ghost Jokes: What do you call a Mardi Gras dance for ghosts?… A booooo-gie!
- I used to go out drinking on Mardi Gras… Now I watch You Tube videos on how to correctly cut open a mango.
- Mardi Gras Pun: Don’t worry, bead happy!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Talk about a party fit for a king!
- How did the French man feel on Tuesday?… Mardi.
- Mardi Gras Pun: Nothing beads Mardi Gras fun!
- I always remember when Fat Tuesday is… It’s the day before “Diet Wednesday.”
- How do you describe someone who doesn’t share their crawfish on Mardi Gras?… Shellfish!
- What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?… Mardi grass.
- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Mardi Gras?
- Fat Tuesday… The only day of the year you can call people fat.
- Music Jokes: What does Sir Mix-a-Lot always have to say at the Mardi Gras parade?… I like big beads and I cannot lie!
- Louisiana Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the state that celebrates Mardi Gras?
- Why do birds fly south for the winter?… To get Mardi Gras beads.
- Why did the king cake go to the dentist?… It had too many fillings!
- Louisiana Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the city that celebrates Mardi Gras?
- What do you call a Mardi Gras parade with lots of dogs?… A barkus parade!
- Why did the Mardi Gras queen visit the library?… To check out some krewe-tive inspiration!
- Mardi Gras Pun:Mardi Gras is more like… “Where’s My Bra?”
- Why was the Mardi Gras clown so funny?… Because he had a lot of jester-tude!
- Louisiana Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me all about Mardi Gras?
- Presidents’ Day Jokes: What do you call a Presidents’ Day parade with a Mardi Gras theme?… A krewe-sade of presidential masks!
- Why did the chicken cross the road during Mardi Gras?… To get to the other parade!
- Marathon Jokes: Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?… Because that’s when they fast!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me when is Mardi Gras?
- What brand of underwear should you always wear to Mardi Gras celebrations?… Fruit of Doubloon!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Mardi Gras knock-knock joke?
- Who should you crown as the king of Fat Tuesday?… The person who’s the life of the Mardi!
- What did Freddie Mercury say when someone offered him a sandwich on Mardi Gras?… I’m just a po’boy, but I need no sympathy!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Always aim to be the life of the Mardi!
- Why should you always order a burger in the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans?… Because they serve the best French Quarter pounders!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Mardi Gras knock knock jokes?
- What do you call a Mardi Gras party with no food?… A Fat Tuesday diet!
- What did the NOLA chef say to the shrimp on Mardi Gras?… You’re just a prawn in my gamey etouffee!
- What did Marie Antoinette always chant on Fat Tuesday?… Let them eat king cake!
- Mardi Gras Pun: In case you hadn’t noticed… I’m kind of a bead deal.
- Mardi Gras Pun: Moon pies put me in a good ala mode!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Could this bead any more fun?!
- Mardi Gras in New Orleans?
- Mardi Gras Pun: Haven’t beignet, but I’d love to party!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Crawfish boils make my tastebuds cray-zy happy!
- Mardi Gras Pun: This Fat Tuesday, I want to stand bayou!
- Mardi Gras Pun: My heart beads for Mardi Gras parades!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Beignet there, done that!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Can you say etou-YAY!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Money can’t bayou love, but it can sure buy you some crawdads!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Mardi Gras is party-cularly fun!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Never be like a Mardi Gras crawfish — they’re all hot and buttered!
- What do you call a kangaroo that stays home on Mardi Gras?… A pouch potato.
- Mardi Gras is the only time you can throw stuff at strangers and not get arrested.
- Why did the king cake go to the doctor?… It was feeling crumby.
- This Mardi Gras season… I’m letting the good times roux-ll.
- Why did the bead go to school?… To get a little string-ducation
- What do you call a lazy parade?… A slow-carnival
- Why don’t masks tell secrets?… They can’t keep a straight face
- How do beads stay in shape?… By string training
- What’s a king cake’s favorite song?… “Sugar, Sugar”
- Why did the jazz band bring a ladder to Mardi Gras?… To reach the high notes.
- What do you call a dancing float?… A step up.
- Why did the feather join the Mardi Gras parade?… It wanted to wing it.
- How do you throw a Mardi Gras party online?… With virtual beads.
- Why was the Mardi Gras costume always calm?… It kept its mask on.
- How do you know a Mardi Gras parade is smart?… It has floats of knowledge.
- What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?… “String together, buddy”
- Why do Mardi Gras masks love social media?… For the exposure.
- How does the Mardi Gras king cake feel after a long day?… Fully baked.
- Why did the Mardi Gras king cake go to therapy?… It had too many layers
- What do you call a polite parade?… A courteous krewe.
- Why was the Mardi Gras float shy?… It didn’t want to be too forward
- How do you catch a runaway Mardi Gras bead?… With a string of luck.
- What’s a Mardi Gras mask’s favorite subject?… Drama
- Why did the Mardi gras feather blush?… It saw the sequins
- What do you call a polite Mardi Gras mask?… Mask-nificent
- Why did the Mardi Gras jazz musician bring a pencil?… To draw some notes.
- How do Mardi Gras beads greet each other?… “String you later”
- What’s a Mardi Gras parade’s favorite music?… Anything with a good beat.
- Why did the Mardi Gras king cake cross the street?… To get to the bakery.
- How does a Mardi Gras float make friends?… It waves
- Why did the Mardi Gras mask get promoted?… Great covering skills.
- What do you call a dancing Mardi Gras king cake?… A sweet mover.
- How is the recession hurting Mardi Gras?… Now when you throw beads, women only flash one boob!