101 Arizona Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Arizona jokes.
2. Arizona Jokes: So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket. 
3. What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-t of course.
4. How hot is it in Arizona?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk. 
5. Book Jokes: I’m reading a book about Arizona history… It’s pretty dry, but I’m sticking with it.
6. This summer, Arizona is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 128°F… NOT cool. 
7. Dad Jokes: I have Tuscons… They both live in Arizona. 
8. Nebraska Jokes: I would tell you a joke about Nebraska… But it’s too corny. If you like dry humor though… I have a good one about Arizona! 
9. I tried to make a cactus smoothie… It was pointless.
10. Music Jokes: What’s Arizona’s favorite type of music?… Desert rock!
11. Covid Jokes: Arizona may be a COVID 19 hot spot… …but at least it’s a dry cough. 
12. How hot is it in Arizona?… Hot water now comes out of both taps. 
13. Music Jokes: Have you heard about Sting’s new business?… He now reposeseses cars in Arizona and lines them up in desert rows.  
14. Arizona: Where the sunsets are free, but the water is not.
15. Arizona: Where the summers are hot and the puns are corny.
16. How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. 
17. Wedding Jokes: A woman from Arizona who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then. 
18. What’s an Arizona Diamondback snake’s favorite subject in school?… Hiss-tory.
19. I love Arizona… it really rocks my world.
20. Arizona: Where the only thing higher than the temperature is the elevation.
21. Hurricane Joaquin: This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin.
22. Arizona sunsets are so beautiful… they’re absolutely sun-believable.
23. What did Theodore Roosevelt Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (Best Arizona Lakes)
24. Can you name the capital in Arizona?… “A.” 
25. What is the tallest building in ?… The Arizona State Library of course, it has the most stories! 
26. Did you hear the joke about Humphrey’s Peak?… You won’t get over it. (15 BEST Mountains in Arizona)
27. Flagstaff, Arizona… the unofficial town of Flag Day.
28. Arizona: Where you can fry an egg on the sidewalk… but you’ll need sunscreen to watch it.
29. Do you think Flagstaff, Arizona has a Flag Day Parade?
30. Why do Arizona love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Arizona is.
31. I tried to make a joke about the Painted Desert… but it was too colorful for words.
32. Arizona is so dry… the trees are using GPS to find water.
33. Why did the tumbleweed move to Arizona?… It wanted to roll with the punches.
34. Arizona: Come for the heat… stay because you’re too dehydrated to leave.
35. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Arizona?
36. Arizona: Where the only thing more breathtaking than the Grand Canyon is the price of bottled water.
37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Arizona knock-knock joke?
38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Arizona knock knock jokes?
39. Arizona: Where the sun shines brighter than my future.
40. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Arizona State Turnpike! 
41. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Gila River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Arizona)
42. You Know You Live in Arizona When… You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
43. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Phoenix Zoo?… Lion.
44. Why are Arizona summers so hot?,,, Because the sun has a reservation and always shows up on time.
45. What did the Grand Canyon say to the Colorado River?… “You’ve really made an impression on me!”
46. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Salt River! (Ten Longest Rivers in Arizona)
47. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Santa Cruz River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Arizona)
48. If a plane crashed on the borders of California and Arizona where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes)
49. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Arizona. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in! (Teacher Jokes)
50. Arizona Tourist: “Lived in Flagstaff all your life?” Arizona Resident: “No, not yet.”
51. Arizona Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Arizona Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
52. Where do Arizona elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
53. What is the #1 drink in Arizona?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-T of course. 
54. Where do Arizona middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
55. Why don’t the rocks in the Grand Canyon ever get bored?… Because they’re always strata-fied!
56. Where do Arizona high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
57. You Know You Live in Arizona When… You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car.
58. You Know You Live in Arizona When… The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot one.
59. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state flower of Arizona?
60. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state bird of Arizona?
61. What did Arizona see?… Same thing Arkansas.
62. I’m not sure what’s hotter… the Arizona sun or my love for prickly pear margaritas.
63. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. Arizona River.
64. Arizona: Where the only thing rising faster than the temperature is your electric bill.
65. Arizona: Come for the sunshine… stay because your car won’t start in the heat.
66. Arizona: Where the landscape is stunning, and the water bill is terrifying.
67. You Know You Live in Arizona When… You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
68. Did you hear about the power outage at the Arizona University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
69. Arizona: Where the only thing higher than the mountain peaks is the cost of living.
70. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Arizona?
71. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from Arizona?
72. I tried to make a joke about Arizona’s weather… but it was too dry.
73. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from Arizona?
74. Why do Arizona golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
75. Why do Arizona golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
76. Why do Arizona golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
77. Did you hear the joke about Arizona Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
78. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Arizona Turnpike! 
79. You Know You Live in Arizona When… You buy salsa by the gallon.
80. Arizona: Where the mountains are majestic… and the air conditioning is essential.
81. The chemistry teacher in Arizona had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
82. You Know You Live in Arizona When… You think someone driving while wearing oven mitts is clever.
83. You Know You Live in Arizona When… You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
84. You Know You Live in Arizona When… You can say 120 degrees without fainting.
85. You Know You Live in Arizona When… Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
86. Arizona: Where the scorpions are plentiful and the tourists are sunburnt.
87. Why did Arizona disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
88. Where do Arizona fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the [state river] River.
89. Why is “The Wave” banned in Arizona Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
90. I tried to make a joke about the Superstition Mountains… but it had too many layers.
91. I’m in Arizona, trying to find my inner peace… and a working AC unit.
92. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from Arizona?
93. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from Arizona?
94. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from Arizona?
95. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from Arizona?
96. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from Arizona?
97. Why did the geologist break up with Sedona?… He said it was too rocky.
98. I’m in Sedona… where the red rocks are stunning and the vibes are strong.
99. Arizona: Where the only ice is in your tea.
100. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Arizona jokes?
101. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Arizona jokes?
102. Why did the Arizona real estate agent bring a ladder to the open house? He wanted to show off the sky-high prices.
103. Arizona: So hot, the tumbleweeds are looking for shade.
104. Why did the cactus cross the road?… To get to the other sand.
105. Music Jokes: What’s an Arizona cloud’s favorite song?… “Here Comes the Sun.”
106. Arizona: Where you can experience four seasons in one day… as long as you drive far enough.
107. Arizona: Where the roadrunners are fast… and the sunsets are faster.
108. Arizona: Where the only thing hotter than the asphalt is the real estate market.
109. Arizona: Where the nights are cool, and the days are a test of endurance.
110. Arizona: Proof that hell has a dress code of shorts and flip-flops.
111. I’m not saying Arizona is hot… but I saw a coyote wearing sunscreen.
112. Why did the Arizona snake start a band?… Because it had natural hiss-teria.
113. I tried to start a cactus farm in my backyard… but it was a prickly situation.
114. What do you call an Arizona lizard that’s a detective?… An investi-gila-tor.
115. Why do Arizona snakes make terrible comedians?… Their jokes always hiss and miss.
116. Phoenix: Where the only thing rising faster than the sun is my blood pressure in traffic.
117. Phoenix: Where the real estate market is always hot, hot, hot!
118. Phoenix: Where the snowbirds flock to escape the cold, and then complain about the heat.
119. Why did the Phoenix bird start a bakery?… He wanted to make some rising dough.
120. Just hiking in Sedona, trying to find my inner peace… and a decent Wi-Fi signal.
121. The art teacher in Arizona always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
122. Why do Arizona students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
123. The biology class in Arizona was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
124. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from Arizona?
125. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from Arizona?
126. Why do folks in Arizona go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
127. What did the Grand Canyon say to the tourist?… “Stop staring, I’m trying to erode here!”
128. I tried to mail a letter in Arizona, but it got lost. Turns out it needed a Senda-way address.
129. What do you call an Arizona cowboy with no horse?… Stranded!
130. Heard about the new restaurant in Tucson? It’s called “Sonoran Good”.
131. Arizona: Where the sun doesn’t set, and neither does the fun.
132. I’m not lion, Arizona is hot!
133. Why did the roadrunner cross the highway? To prove he wasn’t chicken… or a coyote’s lunch!