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    Did you know that college scholarship winning does not end when a student graduates from high school? When you search for college scholarships, the first thing to look for is the level of the student who may apply for the scholarship. Most parents and students assume that scholarships are geared towards high school students only.  They could not be more wrong! As a student progresses through his or her college experience, more scholarships are available depending on college major, level of community service, and grade point average.  Pick up any scholarship listing book and you will see scholarships offered by thousands of organizations and companies who ONLY allow students who are in college to apply.  Scholarships for college students are also found on the website of the college the student is attending, often times under the link, “Scholarships for Current Students.” What does this mean for college students and their parents? Scholarship searching and applying does not end until the student has graduated from COLLEGE.  Each year they can apply for scholarships and increase their own financial aid.  My son is a senior in college and has applied for scholarships each year, starting from his senior year in high school until now.  The result?  He has won over $100,000 in college scholarships!   The money is out there and parents can play an important role in helping their students find it.  College scholarships are an amazing way to help students get through college without incurring a huge amount of debt.  Who doesn’t want free money? Monica Matthews is the author of “How to Win College Scholarships,” guides for both parents and students.  She is the Scholarship Expert at College Expert Panel and is passionate about helping parents help their students find and win college scholarships.  Mrs. Matthews developed a unique method of applying for college scholarships that gives students the edge they need to win money for college.  You can learn more about this method at http://how2winscholarships.com.

  • Is Standards-Based Grading Too Much for Parents?

    Parents often struggle to understand the changes in the American educational system. These parents often grew up with letter grades. They understand what each letter means and believe that letter grades make good sense. Imagine the distress of these parents when they hear that the education system might be moving to something different. The mention of standards-based grading can be scary for these parents. This new standard makes a lot of sense, though. Parents might find that standards-based grading provides a better picture of where students are and where they need to be. Though it might be difficult in the beginning, standards-based grading can bring about positive results for students, teachers and parents.
    Breaking down the difficult formula
    One of the positives of the traditional letter grade system is in its simplicity. Parents know where their students stand. They can use their own experiences to gain a better understanding of what the students have actually done in their classes. Standards-based grading models require parents to dig a little bit deeper. There is no longer a simple letter grade to digest. Parents have to look at the detailed information given to them by the teacher. This might seem daunting or even unnecessary to some parents. The truth about this information is that it can allow parents to take a more active role in the education of their child.
    The detailed information provides a better picture of what the child is struggling with and what she has done well. This type of feedback often leads to better education going forward. Students and parents will know the areas where the child fell short. With this information in hand, parents have the ability to help their children meet their goals. This is preferable to the letter grade system. Under that system, students can be left to wonder where they went wrong in earning a certain grade.
    Clearly explaining the data
    In order for parents to properly utilize the data, they need to have a firm understanding of it. They need to know what each metric means and what the standard indicates. The key is to have solid communication between the teacher and the student. This will unlock a better understanding for the parent and will alleviate any concerns that the parent may have. This can be accomplished in a number of different ways. First, parents and teachers need to take advantage of the opportunities offered in the conference setting. This can be a good time to explain what the standards-based grading means and how it impacts a certain student. Teachers and parents can also link up through regular e-mail communication.
    A solution that benefits everyone
    The proponents of standards-based grading will tell parents that they need to show a little bit of patience. It might seem difficult to understand the system at first. It might also be difficult to understand the need for a system shift. After all, if the letter grades were good enough for parents, they should be good enough for today’s children. The new standards allow for the possibility that all students can succeed. Rather than using a bell curve system where the B earners are compared to the A learners, the new standard compares all students to a target level of proficiency. In this way, those students are competing against themselves. They understand what is expected of them. They also have the chance to improve in order to meet that standard. With the patience of parents, these things can happen.
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  • Eight Great Books from the PCA for Parents, Coaches, and Athletes

    The Positive Coaching Alliance is a foundation that is working to “change the landscape of youth sports in America.” They have an impressive library of books that might be useful to parents, coaches, and athletes.
    Often parents assume the role of youth coach with little training or experience. These books can be a great starting point as you develop your coaching philosophy. These books a great resources for coaches of all levels.
    The following was taken exactly from the Positive Coaching Alliance website.
    “Elevating Your Game: Becoming A Triple-Impact Competitor®. The latest book by PCA Founder Jim Thompson gives high school athletes easy-to-read information and inspiration to improve their performance in sports and beyond.  Insights and exercises guide student-athletes to the ideal of a Triple-Impact Competitor, committed to improving oneself, teammates, and the game as a whole. Foreword by PCA National Advisory Board Member Shane Battier. Purchase Elevating Your Game and download the free Elevating Your Game Coach’s Guide here.
    The Power of Double-Goal Coaching: Developing Winners in Sports and Life. With the right approach, coaches can make a lifetime difference for their athletes. This book is packed with practical ideas and tools to help coaches—from pee-wees to varsity—succeed in achieving two goals: to prepare their team to win, and to use competition to teach life lessons.” Purchase The Power of Double-Goal Coaching.
    The High School Sports Parent: Developing Triple-Impact Competitors. Learning to compete in high school sports is a big transition for youth athletes and is often perplexing for parents. This book provides guidance and practical tools to show parents how to support their teens’ growing self-reliance and help them become a “Triple-Impact Competitor,” dedicated to improving oneself, teammates and the game as a whole. Purchase The High School Sports Parent.

    Positive Sports Parenting: How Second-Goal Parents Raise Winners in Life Through Sports
    . This book provides 60 concise pages of insightful and sensible advice on how parents can help children get the most from sports. In a clear, inviting voice, PCA Founder Jim Thompson reminds parents to worry less about winning and focus on the “Second-Goal” of using sports to teach life lessons. Purchase Positive Sports Parenting.

    Positive Coaching in a Nutshell
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    The wisdom and inspiration of PCA Founder Jim Thompson’s original  “Positive Coaching” are accessible to new generations of coaches and sports parents.  In 86 pages it provides bite-size tips, tools and techniques to help coaches help youth athletes gain the most from sports.  Anyone concerned with youth sports, education and character-development can learn how to be a positive coach in two hours or less. Purchase Positive Coaching In A Nutshell.
    The Double-Goal Coach®. Provides a framework for coaches and parents to help youth athletes benefit from competition, reach their athletic potential and learning the valuable life lessons inherent in sports. Foreword by PCA National Spokesperson Phil Jackson. Purchase The Double-Goal Coach.
    Positive Coaching; Building Character and Self-Esteem Through Sports. PCA Founder Jim Thompson’s first book, which launched the PCA Movement, explains Positive Coaching’s underpinnings in research-based sports and educational psychology. Purchase Positive Coaching.
    Shooting In The Dark: Tales of Coaching and Leadership. Spend a season with PCA Founder Jim Thompson as he gives a philosophical and emotional account of his experience coaching a high school girls basketball team in Northern California. The book also contains practical tips for coaches of all sports. Foreword by PCA National Spokesperson Phil Jackson. Purchase Shooting In The Dark.
    Request information from a PCA representative about partnering your school or youth sports organization with PCA.“
     

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    Caldecott Award Books are great for early readers. Check out the winners dating back to 1939 & 365 Great Books for Kids! The goal of every teacher is to keep students engaged and learning from bell to bell. These three books have been very useful to me over the years helping to fill some moments during the year when teaching the curriculum is not the most beneficial use of time. I have found these three books to be very helpful during the following situations that happen a few times a school year: Special Occasions - Every teacher knows there are times when members of the class are not present for various reasons. In some cases, those missing might make up the majority of the class. Students might not be present because of a play or performance, field trip, special activity, AP exam, pep rally, etc. Early Completion of a Test / Lesson -  There are times when a lesson or assessment is completed with time still remaining in a period. There are many reasons this may happen; guest speaker, unexpected disruptions, or completing a lesson for the first time. Whatever the reason, the questions in the book are very engaging. I have used this books for several years. I highlight the questions and write comments in my copy of the book. I also have created worksheets that allow the students to respond to the questions in writing. As always, preview the questions before sharing them with the class because there are some that are not school appropriate. 1. The Book of Questions by Dr. Gregory Stock <br /> There are 217 questions in this book. I have selected the ones I like to use. Some of the questions are extremely thought-provoking. A class could spend an entire period discussing the various opinions relating to that one question. #2 Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits? Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted? (p. 12) #3 If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven’t you told them yet? (page 12) #7 Do you that the world would be a better or worse place 100 years from now (page 16)? #10 Which sex do you think has it easier in our culture? Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex? (page 18) #15 Whom do you admire most? In what way does the person inspire you? (page 22) #18 If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one ability or quality, what would it be? (page 24) #19 What is your most treasured memory? (page 33) #33 What is the greatest accomplishment of your life? Is there anything you hope to do that is even better? (page 37) #41 Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire; after saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save one item. What would it be? (page 43) #43 When was your last fight? What caused it and who won? (page 44) #51 Do you have any specific long-term goals? What is one and how do you plan on reaching it? (page 51) #52 For what in your life do you feel most grateful? (page 52) #55 Would you like your spouse to be both smarter and more attractive than you? (page 54) #70 When did you last yell at someone? Why? Did you later regret it? (page 65) 2. If (Questions for the Game of Life) by Evelyn McFarane & James Saywell <br /> For the memory and thought unit in my Psychology class, I have created a list of 55 selected questions from this book's 500 provocative questions. (If any teacher would like a copy of this worksheet, please send me an email mark@mytowntutors.com). You can adapt the questions to serve as writing prompts at the start of a class or adapt the questions to fit your curriculum. I have also simply read the questions orally to start class discussion. I often include some of my answers in the class discussion. These questions can serve as writing prompts in English classes too. Below are a few selected questions from the book. 1. If you were to be granted one wish, what would it be?  (it can’t be more wishes) (page 5) 2. If you had to identically repeat any single year of your life to date, without changing a thing,  which year would you relive? (page 10) 3. If you were to be stranded on a desert island and could only have one book to read, what would it be? (page 11) One CD? 4. If you had to choose the color that most accurately describes you, which color would it be? (page 16) 5. If you had to name the most terrifying moment of your life so far, what would it be? (page 17) 6. If you had to choose the most valuable thing you ever learned, what would it be? (page 26) 7. If you could ensure that your child has one experience that you have had yourself, what would it be? (page 56) 8. If you were to be reincarnated as an animal, what kind would you want to be? (page 80) 9. If you had to choose the best television show (AND reality TV show) ever made, which one would you pick? (page 85) 10. If you had to choose the best song ever composed, which one would it be? (page 97) 3. Life's Little Instruction Book: 511 Suggestions, Observations, and Reminders on How to Live a Happy and Rewarding Life by H. Jackson Brown Jr. <br /> The book contains many great pieces of advice. It was written from a father to his son. I would like to share some that I feel are especially useful. There are 511 pieces of advice. 1          Compliment 3 people each day. 7          Look people in the eye. 21        Learn 3 clean jokes. 25        Ask for a raise when you feel you’ve earned it. 43        Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen every day. 56        Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life. 63        Admit your mistakes. 64        Use your wit to amuse, not abuse. 92        Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision comes 90 % of all your       happiness or misery. 96         Attend class reunions. 156       Strive for excellence, not perfection. 171       Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. 172       Be kinder than necessary. 186       Be the most positive and enthusiastic person you know. 190       Don’t worry you can’t give your kids the best of everything. Give them your very best. 197       Don’t forget a person’s greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated. 202       Show respect for all living things. 204       Choose work that is in harmony with your values. 207       Commit yourself to constant self-improvement. 212       Don’t waste time grieving over past mistakes. Learn from them and move on. 232       Keep your promises 239       Watch the movie It’s a Wonderful Life every Christmas. I hope this are helpful and I would love feedback! Have a great day! 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  • 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!

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    1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are 179 more jokes.
    2. What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints! (Elementary School Jokes)
    3. Why are bananas good at gymnastics… They do great banana splits! (Gymnastics Jokes)
    4. Why won’t the elephant use the computer?….He’s afraid of the mouse!
    5. What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!
    6. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
    7. What did the square say to the old circle?… Been around long? (Top Math Jokes 101 Pi Day Jokes)
    8. What kind of hats do they where at the North Pole?…. Ice Caps! (Top Geography Jokes)
    9. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream) (Ice Cream Day Jokes)
    10. What is a cat’s favorite dessert?….Pie a la meow’d!!!
    11. Why is music like a fish?…. they both have scales!
    12. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?…. a walkie-talkie
    13. What happens when you wear a snowsuit inside?…… It melts! (Top Winter Jokes)
    14. Did you hear about the dog at the flea circus?… He stole the show!
    15. What does an envelope say when you lick it?… Nothing. It just shuts up.
    16. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves! (Top Geography Jokes)
    17. Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
    18. Which runs faster, hot or cold?… Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
    19. What did the flower say to the bike?… Petal!
    20. Did people laugh when the lady fell on the ice?… No, but the ice cracked up.
    21. Knock knockout?…  Who is there?,,Daisy…Daisy who?…Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
    22. How do athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans!
    23. What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?… You’re too little to smoke!
    24. What did the stamp say to the envelope?… Stick with me we’ll go places!
    25. What do you call a cow with no legs?… Ground beef.
    26. How do you make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
    27. What did the water say to the boat?… Nothing, it just waved. (Top Geography Jokes)
    28. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?…They don’t have the guts.
    29. Did you hear about the kidnapping?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
    30. How do small children travel?… In mini-vans
    31. What has hands but does not clap…. A clock!
    32. How do you make an egg roll?…. You push it.
    33. What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems.
    34. How do billboards talk?…. Sign language!
    35. What kind of chain is edible?…. A food chain! (Top Science Jokes)
    36. How do hens stay fit?….The “egg-ercise”
    37. What kind of cat likes water?….an octopuss!
    38. What did the bunny say on January 1st?….Hoppy new year!
    39. What do a chicken and a band have in common?….They both have drum sticks!
    40. Why did the tomato turn red?….It saw the salad dressing!
    41. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?….It let out a little wine!
    42. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?….The Meat Ball!
    43. When is a door like a bottle?….When the door is ajar.
    44. What is the best thing to put into a pie?….A fork!
    45. What does a pig put on a cut?….Oinkment
    46. What do call of people afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic
    47. What did the father buffalo say to his son?….Bye son (bison)
    48. What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?….A plain (plane) donut!
    49. Why is it so hot in a football stadium after a game?….All the fans have left!
    50. Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?….Because he is always spotted!
    51. Did you hear the joke about the cookie?….It is crummy.
    52. What is a cat’s favorite color?….PUUUUURple
    53. Did you hear the joke about the construction project?….I’m still working on it!
    54. Where do you put smart hot dogs?….On honor rolls!
    55. What goes tick-tock, woof-woof?….A watchdog!
    56. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?….Shore. (Top Geography Jokes)
    57. How do you get a peanut to laugh?…. you crack it up!
    58. Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
    59. Where can you find an ocean without water?…. on a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
    60. Why do shoemakers go to heaven?…. Because they have good soles!
    61. What do you call it when a cat sues another cat? … A Claw suit.
    62. Where do actors like to camp?… The Hollywoods! (Top Geography Jokes)
    63. Why do fish swim in salt water?… Pepper makes them sneeze.
    64. What is a robot’s favorite snack?… Computer chips!
    65. What do you call a fish with two knees?… A two nee fish!
    66. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?… Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bay gulls (bagels)! (Top Geography Jokes)
    67. Why did the boy stare at the automobile’s radio?… He wanted to watch a car-tune.
    68. When is a theater clumsy?… When the curtain falls.
    69. Why was the annoying exterminator fired?… Because he bugged his boss.
    70. How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?… It was a fish tank!
    71. Why was the book in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine.
    72. What did the leaves name their sons?… Russell. (Top Fall Jokes)
    73. Why did the man throw a clock out the window?… He wanted time to fly.
    74. What is a rapper’s favorite toy?… a yo – YO!
    75. Have you heard of the singing group the three dwarves?… Probably not. They are not that big.
    76. What has  wheels and flies?… a garbage truck!
    77. Where do cows go on dates?… MOOOOvies
    78. Why was the trashcan sad?… He / she was dumped.
    79. What do you call a bear with no teeth?… a Gummy bear
    80. Why did the cookie cry?… He was feeling crumby.
    81. Why did the computer go to the doctors?… It had a virus.
    82. Why do birds fly south in the winter?… Because it’s too far to walk!
    83. What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
    84. What do you call a cow with no feet?… Ground beef!
    85. What kind of pants do ghosts wear?… Boo jeans! (Top Halloween Jokes)
    86. What do prisoners use to call each other?… Cell phones.
    87. What do you get from a pampered cow?… Spoiled milk.
    88. What dog keeps the best time?… A watchdog.
    89. What did the dentist give to the marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste
    90. What did the bottle of dressing say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?… “SHUT THE DOOR!” I’m dressing!
    91. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?…Dam! (Top Geography Jokes)
    92. Why is a traffic light red?… You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day.
    93. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?… RRRRR (Top Pirate Jokes)
    94. Why does the pirate wear camouflage underwear?… To hide his booty! (Top Pirate Jokes)
    95. Did I tell you the joke about the ceiling?… Oh forget it. It’s over your head.
    96. What room is a dead man most afraid of?… The living room!
    97. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?… He had NO BODY to go with.
    98. What did the ocean say to the other ocean?… Nothing. He waved.  (Top Geography Jokes)
    99. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?… A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)!
    100. Why was the strawberry sad?… His mother got into a JAM!
    101. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NACHO cheese!
    102. When is the best time to go to the dentist?…2:30 (Tooth Hurty)!
    103. What did one cannibal say to other after eating a clown?… Hey! Does this taste FUNNY to you?
    104. What did one lamp say to the other lamp?… Hey! You turn me on!
    105. Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?… The wedding ceremony wasn’t too good, but the reception was great!
    106. What did the man say when he walked into the bar?… Ouch!
    107. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?… He’s all right now.
    108. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?… They’re trying to get away from the noise.
    109. What does a skeleton order when he goes to a bar?… A beer and a mop.
    110. Where do fish put their money?….. in a river bank!
    111. What is the favorite TV show of fish?… Name that TUNA!
    112. What did one penny say to the other penny?… Let’s get together and make some (sense) cents!
    113. How much did it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears? … a buck an ear (a buccaneer)!
    114. Why did the skeleton go to the piano store?…To buy some organs!
    115. What section of the paper does a ghost always read?…the HORRORscopes
    116. Why did the skeleton hold up the barbecue?… He needed a spare rib.
    117. What did one eye say to the other eye?… Something between us smells!
    118. What do you call a cow that walks on water?… Holy cow!
    119. What is a witch’s favorite class?… Spelling
    120. Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a race?… Because it was a head!
    121. What do you call a deer with no eyes?… No-Eye Deer.
    122. What do you call a deer with no eyes AND no legs… Still, no eyed deer!
    123. What did zero (0) say to eight (8)?… Nice belt
    124. Why is six afraid of seven?… Because  7 ATE 9
    125. What do you get you drip a piano down a mineshaft?… A flat minor
    126. What did one math book say to the other?… You think you’ve got problems.
    127. What did one plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me!
    128. Where does Santa keep his money?… In a snow bank!
    129. What did one wall say to the other?… Hey, let’s meet in the corner.
    130. What is a knight’s favorite fish?… swordfish
    131. Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools!
    132. What did the picture say to the wall?… I was framed!
    133. Why do fish swim in salt water?… Pepper makes them sneeze.
    134. What is a robot’s favorite snack? … Computer chips!
    135. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Daisy… Daisy who?… Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
    136. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? … A nervous wreck.
    137. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?… He wanted cold hard cash!
    138. What is a construction workers favorite bird? … A crane!
    139. If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five?… Nine!
    140. Why did the turtle cross the road? … To get to the “Shell” (gas) stations! (World Turtle Day Jokes / Turtle Jokes for Kids / Turtle Jokes)
    141. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? … Because he’s always a little short.
    142. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Irish…Irish who? … Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
    143. When does “B” come after “U”?… When you disturb its hive.9
    144. What is a frog’s favorite drink? … “croak – a – cola”
    145. Have you heard the joke about the baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Top Baseball Jokes)
    146. If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring? … Pilgrims (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
    147. What did one candle say to the other candle? … Are you going out tonight?
    148. What did the blanket say to the bed? … Don’t worry. I got you covered.
    149. Why did Silly Bill tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
    150. What is a pokemon’s favorite dance? … The hokey pokemon
    151. What bird can write under water? … A ball-point “pen” quin
    152. Have you heard the joke about the sidewalk? … It’ll crack you up!
    153. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Dwayne…Dwayne who? … Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
    154. Why did the turkey cross the road? … To prove it wasn’t chicken.
    155. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…No body… (Don’t say anything)!
    156. What kind of witch likes the beach? …  a SAND witch (sandwich)!
    157. What do you get if you say “Tornado” ten times backward and forward? … A real tongue-twister!
    158. Did you hear the one about the duck who robbed banks? … He was a safe quacker.
    159. What kind of key does not open a lock? … a mon – KEY!
    160. Why is your nose in the middle of your face? … Because it is the “scenter.” / Center!
    161. How do you make a Venetian blind? … Poke him in the eye.
    162. What do you call a bird that is sad? … A Blue Bird!
    163. What do you call a fish with no I’s? … A Fssssssh!
    164. Why did the baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base!
    165. What was the baby ant so confused? … Because all his uncles were ANTS!
    166. Why was the dolphin so sad? … Because he had no PORPOISE in life!
    167. What happened when the frog parked illegally? … It was TOAD!!
    168. What always falls and never gets hurt?……..rain!
    169. I heard they put a new wing on the school….That is true, but it still won’t fly.
    170. What do astronauts have for dinner?…Launch meat!
    171. What letters are not in the alphabet?…The ones in the mail.
    172. Knock Knock!…Who’s there?…Cargo!…Cargo who?…CarGo Beep Beep!
    173. What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?… anything you want, it can’t hear you!
    174. What is the only bow that you can’t tie?…Rainbow!
    175. Knock Knock. Who’s there?…Dishes….Dishes who?…Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!!
    176. What is the loudest state?… ILL-I-NOISE (Top Geography Jokes)
    177. Knock knock…who’s there?…little boy…little boy who?…little boy who can’t reach the doorbell!
    178. Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!
    179. How was that Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!
    180. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!
  • Teachers are “great” tutors! I learned this at the Marshfield “Fair”

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    My Town Tutors wants to make it easy for parents to connect with local teachers who tutor. We have two simple beliefs.

    1. Teachers are great tutors!

    2. Parents want great tutors for their children.

    The idea was conceived in August of 2008 when I was walking the grounds of the Marshfield Fair the week before school started. A friend, another teacher, was working fourteen straight, 18-hour days for $10 an hour as a security guard. Many other security guards were teachers who needed extra money and working the Marshfield Fair was the best, and for some, only, part-time job available.

    I suddenly realized that creating My Town Tutors could solve two major problems for teachers, students, and parents:

    1. Teachers can use their education, experience, knowledge, and training to do what they do best, helping students achieve academically. At the same time, these teachers can have the flexibility to select their own hours and own rate of pay (definitely more than $10 an hour).

    2. Parents and students can find qualified professional teachers, with unique skills to work with their child. Parents can have complete confidence that the each tutor we list has experience teaching students with variety of learning abilities and styles.

    Teachers who tutor are a much better alternative for parents than the national tutoring franchises. Many of these companies rarely employ teachers, and if they do, the teachers are grossly underpaid. The national franchise tutors are usually college students who have no training or experience working with students. Additionally their fees are insanely high.

    Teachers know the curriculum, content, and state standards. More importantly, teachers know children. They understand the learning process and the challenges faced by many students. They speak regularly with other teachers and have been trained to use strategies to reach many different learning styles.

    The goal of My Town Tutors is really simple – to make it easy for students and parents to connect with a qualified, local teacher.

  • Self-Reliance and Independence: Giving Our Teens the Ultimate Gift

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    What every parent wants for their child is to give them the tools to become mature adults who know how to make good decisions for themselves.
    So, how can we help our kids learn how to make good decisions for themselves? When they leave the house at 18 years old, and we are nowhere around, if they are faced with a problem, they can look into their bag of tools and make a decision that is in their best interest.
    The way I see it is if you want to get good a something, you have to practice. So, we have to give our kids practice with making decisions. Every time an issue arises, whether it be theirs or someone else’s, is an opportunity to let them practice. When something comes up where a decision needs to be made, instead of saying, “This is the way it is because I’m your parent,” try sitting with them and discussing the problem. Right down the pros and cons and ask them what decision would they make and why. Don’t get emotionally involved; in other words, try to keep your fears out of it.
    Here’s an example: Your daughter says something about a girl at school who is smoking cigarettes at 12 years old. Instead of freaking out and saying, “ Are you kidding? She is way too young to smoke. Do her parents know about this?” This is an opportunity to communicate with your teen. By the way, the definition of communication is, “the exchange of information between individuals, not the opinion of one person.”  Ask your teen what she thinks about smoking, what are the things that are cool about it, and what are the things that are not good about it. You may be saying,  “COOL ABOUT IT? Are you crazy? There is nothing cool about it.”  Again, your opinion is not communication.  I guarantee there are kids that think smoking is cool. What are the pros and cons? Ask how they feel about smoking, and what they think about this teen smoking at 12, and if they think it is a good decision or not.  I’m not suggesting if they come up with more reasons to smoke then not that you buy them a pack of cigarettes.
    Teens are pretty smart. Give them the opportunity to show you they have a good head on their shoulders. Again, the goal is to help them practice making good decisions. Don’t make the decisions for them through your opinions. What we want is for our teens to feel free to come to us with anything, If they feel judgments from us, which most of the time our opinions will feel like, they will not want to communicate with us.
    So, here are the tips, plain and simple:

    • Start communicating with your teen; leave your opinions out of the conversation.
    • Every time something comes up that appears to be a good topic, eg. smoking, drinking, body image, sex, drugs, friendships, careers, schools, style, any topic will do, practice, practice, practice!
    • Practice by asking them questions about how they feel about it, go over the pros and cons, and ask them what they would do and why.
    • Use their mistakes for the opportunity to learn.

    The more they learn how to make good decisions, the better decisions they will make for themselves when you are not around.  They acquire more confidence with who they are and continue to make good decisions. Would you agree that you, as a parent, have more experience with decision-making then your 13 year old? Of course, you do. So, make sure they feel free to come to you to learn this valuable process.
    Parents, to learn how to help you teens make better decisions for themselves, check out my online program “4 Weeks To Connect With Your Teens” Summer Special Link.
    To learn how you can also jumpstart building a better and stronger relationship with your teen, please sign up for a 15-minute Complimentary Discovery Session with me where I can help you break down some of your biggest obstacles.  Feel free to sign up for your free session here: http://meetme.so/DebraBeck
    This is my PERSONAL calendar, so please take advantage and I look forward to talking to you soon!
    ©2007-2011 Debra Beck, EmpoweredTeensandParents.com
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    Teen and parenting mentor Debra Beck, who has spent over 20 years working with teens and parents, is a devoted mother, sought-after presenter, and author. She now runs her popular parenting website, EmpoweredTeensandParents.com, publishes the “Empowered Teens and Parents” newsletter, encourages girls to be the best “young women” possible, and gives moms and dads the understanding they need to help their girls mature with pride and confidence.  Debra has helped thousands of teenage girls with their self-esteem.  Her award-winning book “My Feet Aren’t Ugly: A Girl’s Guide to Loving Herself from the Inside Out”, has been revised and updated for re-release in September 2011 with Beaufort Books.

  • What to Think About when Choosing a Major

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    The pressure is strong for students to go to college, succeed, graduate and then begin a career to pay off the debt. With the state of the current economy it’s a tremendous challenge for someone in their early twenties, unless they’ve chosen the right major.
    There is no right or wrong major to study, but it is widely understood that certain majors are presented with better career opportunities than others after graduation. The good news is that there is some flexibility year to year for college majors, although there are a core set that will provide a greater chance of success. These majors tend to be in the sciences, technology and mathematics range.
    What does this mean for the artists, the creative thinkers that refuse math or can’t stand the sight of blood? Are they doomed to struggle because their major doesn’t fit into the ‘professional’ set that the economy is demanding of them? Absolutely not, the choice of major is up to the student. Here are some tips to keep in mind when deciding your path of study:
    1. Talk to your friends and family. Ask them what they majored in, or what they plan to major in. Then ask them what they assume you will major in and why. Getting those you care about and trust’s opinion might help you see what you want to do with your future.
    2. Study what you’re passionate about. If you choose your major on a subject you love, chances are you’re never going to get bored of it.
    3. Make sure there’s a challenge. Breezing through college won’t help when you enter the real world. By picking a subject you love, but that also challenges your thinking will prepare you for any careers challenges. Example: A student good at art but is studying architecture.
    4. Chose a subject that’s practical – This doesn’t have to mean ‘business’ or ‘computer science’ because it may be where the jobs are, it just is a suggestion not to spend four years and over $60,000+ on Egyptian hieroglyphics unless you’re planning and are able to move to Egypt to  search for mummies. It might not be too helpful if you plan on living in Texas.
    5. Take an assessment test. Totally stuck on major subject to even think about? Take one of the assessment tests. The career center or guidance counselor should have either paper assessment forms or pamphlets with online resources. They’re meant to be helpful and often surface a major perhaps you’ve never thought of considering before.
    It’s a big decision choosing a major and fortunately during undergraduate degrees there’s up to two years before making it official. It can be difficult; however, if a particular major requires a lot of prerequisite courses. Draft up possible major routes, what classes you’d like to take and if they’d work with the major you want to declare. If still at a loss pay a visit to the admissions team, they’re trained to help students find their path. Four years goes by quickly and you don’t want to miss any opportunities that only college can provide!
    Ashley Murrell – Originally from Seattle, WA, Ashley is a writer for Hotcouses Ltd, based in London, England covering topics about studying abroad in the USA as well as current higher education issues for www.hotcoursesusa.com. She loves a good cuppa and is looking forward to the 2012 Olympic craziness.

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    My Town Tutors is honored to have so many experienced educators and parents share their experience and expertise with our followers. We are so proud of our guest blogs and hope you have found them as enlightening as we have.
    As we are enjoying the summer, we wanted to look back on the year and share with you our most popular guest blogs for the school year. If you have a chance, take a read and post a comment. We would love your feedback.

    1. Flipping the Classroom to Break Through in Today’s Society

    Mayra Aixa Villar is a freelance instructional designer and researcher who is passionate about educational technology.  She is currently finishing a thesis to obtain an MA in Applied Linguistics. Her dissertation is about linguistic modeling and computer-based applications. This project has allowed her to intern at UN HQ, participate in international meetings and collaborate in several research activities. You can also follow Mayra on Twitter @MayraAixaVillar or on http://ar.linkedin.com/in/mayraaixavillar

    2. Should Kids Miss School for a Disney Trip?

    Tami is an Application Developer by day, Family Nurturer by night.  She is married with 2 small kids and lives in Colorado.  She loves reading and the great outdoors, and has a blog chronicling some of her fun adventures.  It features storytelling about family, humor, outdoors fun, wild toddlers, baking, naughty dogs, travel, kid’s perspectives, good reads, a giveaway every now and then, and all things Disney!  You can find her at The Colorado Mountain Mom.

    3. Student Grades: How to Turn Around a Midyear SLUMP

    Marc Hoberman is the Owner / Director of Grade Success Tutoring and Educational Consulting. His One Minute Educator Videos help students, parents, and teachers reach their full potential. Marc is available for Private or Group Educational Consulting via webcam or phone. Visit www.gradesuccessinc.com for more information.

    4. All kids can SUCCEED – Be the “1”

    Bill Burkhead is the Assistant Principal at Plymouth North High School.  He is an 18 year veteran educator, who served as Plymouth North’s Adjustment Counselor before becoming Athletic Director and Head Football Coach for 10 years.  He was the Coordinator of Wellness for the Canton public schools and has taught elementary health and high school physical education.  He is also a volunteer football coach for Plymouth Pop Warner. Connect with him on twitter @northeagles.

    5. World Autism Day

    Lorrie Servati is a mom, substitute teacher and autism advocate for her nine year old son. Lorrie shares her son’s progress on his autism journey since he was diagnosed four years ago. Visit her blog, Nathan’s Voice, for online Resources for Families. http://nathansvoice.blogspot.com/p/resources-for-autism.html
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  • 5 Twitter Accounts Every Parent Should Follow

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    Summer Blogs for Parents & Teachers

    My Town Tutors loves parents!
    We make it easy for parents to connect with local teachers who tutor. We are always looking to connect with other great resources for parents.
    Over the past year we have connected with some great parents. There are so many incredible accounts for parents to follow it was difficult to only select five. In time, we will be adding to our list, but for now please enjoy this accounts that provide some amazing information for parents.
    For each account, we have included the twitter profile along with the number of followers.
    1. @pragmaticmom – “I blog excessively about children’s and YA books. When I cover education and parenting, KidLit somehow slips in. Boston, MA · http://pragmaticmom.com” (39,000+ followers)
    My Town Tutors shared a guest blog with @pragmaticmom called Avoid Summer Learning Loss: Use a Summer Journal.
    @pragmaticmom returned the favor with a guest post of her own called Summer Reading List for Kids of Fun Books with Science and Math Concepts
    2. @familyfocusblog “Nashville Mom Blogger. Social Media Maven. Parenting, family travel, going green tips, family fun, and giveaways. http://familyfocusblog.com Nashville, Tennessee · http://familyfocusblog.com” (37,300+ followers)
    @familyfocusblog shared a unique and great guest post with us entitled The Benefits of Raising Chickens for Your Family

    3. @PARENTandCHILD – “Tweets from Scholastic Parent & Child magazine’s Digital Editor Megan Hess (@mhess4); Senior Editor Samantha Brody; and Digital Manager Tom Booth. New York City · http://www.scholastic.com/parentandchild” (11,600+ followers)
    4. @NationalPTA – “As the largest volunteer child advocacy association in the nation, Parent Teacher Association (PTA). contact us, info@pta.org. RT does not = Endorsement Nationwide · http://www.pta.org” (4,800+ followers)
    5. @CO_MtnMom – “Pixie Dusted Application Developer, mama, wilderness nut, blogger, bookworm, sweets baker, NDM #430 – love travel, playing outside, & all things Disney! Colorado · http://coloradomountainmom.com” (3,550+ followers)
    Tami wrote one of our most popular guest blogs: Should Kids Miss School for a Disney Trip?
    Please check back in a few weeks as we add to our list of great parent twitter accounts.

    My Town Tutors is a website that connects parents with teachers who tutor. We currently list over 260 teachers from Massachusetts. We are always looking for qualified teachers from all 50 states who tutor to join our national directory of teachers who tutor.
    It is FREE for parents to search for a teacher in their area.