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  1. Dog Jokes: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.”
  2. Santa Jokes: What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?… Santa walking backward!
  3. Dog Jokes: What did one flea say to the other?… Should we walk or take a dog?
  4. Music Jokes: What song is on the Walking Day playlist?… I’m walking by Fats Domino.
  5. Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet.
  6. I started walking around without any shoes… and it became a sort of hobbit.
  7. What is a great song for National Walking Day?… Walking Man by James Taylor. (Music Jokes)
  8. What is a great U2 song for National Walking Day?… Walk On. 
  9. A great song for National Walking Day… Walk this way by Aerosmith. 
  10. A great song for National Walking Day… Walking on the Moon by the Police.
  11. What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted!
  12. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60….. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is.
  13. National Walking Day playlist… Love walks in Van Halen.
  14. What is a great U2 song for hiking?… Put on Your Boots.
  15. Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
  16. If you’re on a walk and find a fork in the road, what do you do?… Stop for lunch.
  17. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
  18. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
  19. Why did the boy name his dog Ten Miles?… So he could tell his gym teacher he walked Ten Miles every day.

PG-13

  1. What did the man say when he walked into the bar?… ouch!