Top 50 Winnie the Pooh Jokes

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  1. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winnie the Pooh jokes.
  2. Winnie The Pooh Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
  3. Bird Jokes: What’s Winnie’ the Pooh’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin.
  4. Bee Jokes: What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!”
  5. Music Jokes: What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite U2 song?… Wild Honey.
  6. Star Wars Jokes: What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?… The same middle name.
  7. What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas
  8. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
  9. Walking Jokes: What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet.
  10. Bee Jokes: What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation!
  11. What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh’s honey?… A nice clear table.
  12. Bee Jokes: What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round.
  13. Why is Pooh so sweet?… He eats lots of honey!
  14. What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop? … He crashes!
  15. Dad Jokes: What is the job of Winnie the Pooh’s father?… POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman.
  16. What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend?… Honey!
  17. Why did Eeyore cross the road?… He wanted to find his tail.
  18. Bee Jokes: How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?… Only one if it’s a Pooh Bear!
  19. What is Winnie-the-Pooh’s mom’s name?… Pooh jour mama.
  20. What did Pooh say when he stepped on a skunk cabbage?… Stink, stink, stink.
  21. What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?… An empty honey pot!
  22. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?… Pooh-hoo.
  23. What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?… Friendship!
  24. How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?… One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.
  25. Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?… Hi Honey, I’m home!
  26. Bee Jokes: Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?… Because he eats a lot of honey!
  27. What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?… Poohffff!
  28. Bee Jokes: Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with honey.
  29. Why was Pooh’s head wet?… Because he had a brain storm.
  30. Bee Jokes: Who does Winnie-the-Pooh have a crush on?… Honey!
  31. What dessert does Pooh always eat when he is empty?… Fluff! Pooh Bears are supposed to be stuffed with fluff!
  32. Who has blond hair, wears green, and robs from the rich to give to the poor?… Christopher Robin Hood!
  33. What does Winnie say when he sneezes?… Ahh-ahh-POOH!!!
  34. Bee Jokes: What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?… A chubby tummy.
  35. Why does Eeyore’s house keep blowing away?… He’s a terrible housekeeper.
  36. How does Eeyore keep losing his tail?… By sitting on it.
  37. Bee Jokes: Why can’t Pooh rob a bank?… He would only steal the honey and not the money.
  38. Corn Jokes: What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?… They both have big ears.
  39. Bee Jokes: Why is Pooh’s wife jealous?… Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday!
  40. Bee Jokes: What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?… Bee stings on his bottom!
  41. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Well you don’t have to cry about it!
  42. Bee Jokes: Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?… In his honey pot!
  43. Bee Jokes: What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?… Any kind.
  44. Why is Tigger so bouncy?… He eats spring onions!
  45. What’s the difference between Gopher and Winnie-the-Pooh?… Gopher can get out of a hole.
  46. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-thup… Winnie-thup who?… You’ve got it! Winnie-the-Pooh!
  47. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock! Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh. Winnie-the-Pooh who?… Aren’t you glad I didn’t say Tigger again!
  48. Bee Jokes: Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?… Because he has the honey stuck all over his mouth.
  49. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… That’s … That’s who?… Thats re-dikorus!
  50. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh… Winnie-the-Pooh who? … Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger Too!