Top 50 Pennsylvania Jokes

by | Jan 12, 2026 | Uncategorized

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Pennsylvania was admitted as a state to the union on December 12, 1787..

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Pennsylvania.
  2. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Governor’s Victory Bell?
  3. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Megaphone Trophy?
  4. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Land Grant Trophy?
  5. Delaware Jokes: What did Delaware say when Pennsylvania asked why it’s so tiny?… “Size isn’t everything!”
  6. Delaware Jokes: What did Pennsylvania say when Delaware asked why it’s so big?… “Size matters!”
  7. The British didn’t expect the revolution to go viral… they should’ve read the Declaration of Independence’s terms and conditions.
  8. Why did Thomas Jefferson bring a pillow to the Continental Congress?… He wanted to have a soft declaration.
  9. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked.
  10. A little boy just couldn’t learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn’t know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn’t come up with the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to her office. “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence,” she complained. “Come here, son, and sit down,” the dad said to the boy. “Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!”
  11. Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?… A duck family, Because it had a qwack in it!
  12. Teacher: True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia. Student: False. It was written in ink.
  13. I tried to make a joke about the Liberty Bell… but it cracked up.
  14. How did Thomas Jefferson feel after writing the Declaration of Independence?… Like he’d penned his best work.
  15. What did the Liberty Bell say to the British?… You can’t bell-ieve we’re free.
  16. The Philadelphia 76ers, The New England Revolution, The New England Patriots… The official sports teams of the American Revolution.
  17. Which American colonists told the most riddles?… Puns-ylvanians.
  18. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… It cracked me up! 
  19. Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! 
  20. Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War… For the Confederacy, it all went South from there.  
  21. What did the Liberty Bell say when it rang?… “I’m ringing in the new freedom!” 
  22. What famous pig signed the Declaration of Independence?… John Hamcock!
  23. Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies.
  24. A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese. 
  25. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!” 
  26. Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies.   
  27. Where did the pencil go for vacation?… To Pennsylvania. 
  28. Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in #Philadelphia. Student: “False. It was written in ink.”  Pennsylvania
  29. Why should you never buy golf equipment made in Pennsylvania?… Because Pennsylvania drivers are terrible. 
  30. Which American colonists told the most riddles?… Puns-ylvanians.
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Pennsylvania?
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Pennsylvania knock-knock joke?
  33. Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies.
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Pennsylvania knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  35. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?… Right at the bottom of the page.
  36. Teacher: True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia. Student: False. It was written in ink. (Top Teacher Jokes
  37. Where is the #1 place to have a Halloween basketball tournament?… SpooKy Nook in Manheim, PA.
  38. Why did the #Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted.
  39. Where does everyone get there pencils from?… Pennsylvania! 
  40. Where do pencils travel to?… APENCILvaneya.
  41. Where did the pencil go for vacation?… To Pennsylvania. 
  42. What is Ronald McDonalds favorite city in Pennsylvania?… Pitts-burger. 
  43. Where do pretzels go on vacation?… Pretzilvania. 
  44. Why do Temple students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
  45. Why did Penn State disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  46. Where do fish like go on vacation?… AAl-TUNA, Pennsylvania.
  47. What did [state] see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  48. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. [state river]
  49. Did you hear about the power outage at the [state] University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  50. Why do [state]golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one