Top 50 Monday Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Monday jokes.
  2. Cyber Monday Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cyber Monday jokes.
  3. Sunday Jokes: Why does Sunday always beat Monday in arm wrestling?… Because Monday is a weakday.
  4. Why does Tuesday always beat Monday in arm wrestling?… Because Monday is a weakday.
  5. Why does Wednesday always beat Monday in arm wrestling?… Because Monday is a weakday.
  6. Why does Thursday always beat Monday in arm wrestling?… Because Monday is a weakday.
  7. Why does Friday always beat Monday in arm wrestling?… Because Monday is a weakday.
  8. Daylight Savings Jokes: Just a reminder for your weekend… Monday will be happening an hour earlier.  
  9. Chemistry Jokes: Why was the acid so rude on Monday?… He was a-mean-o-acid.
  11. Why does Saturday always beat Monday in arm wrestling?… Because Monday is a weakday.
  12. What’s the most depressing sound on Monday?… Alarm clocks.
  13. How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings? Have a Gouda week.
  14. Why did the skeleton do such a poor job in school on Mondays? His heart wasn’t in it.
  15. Why did the magicians in class get the best mark on their test on Monday? They got all of the trick questions right.
  16. How do hens feel on Mondays? Eggshausted.
  17. Why does Santa hand out candy canes on Mondays? For encourage-mint.
  18. What did the teacher say to her aardvark student when he walked into class on Monday morning? Why the long face?
  19. Why did the corrupt calendar go to prison? Monday laundering.
  20. Why did the robot have some trouble focusing at school on Monday? He was a little rusty.
  21. What is the best way to describe Monday? Monday-ne.
  22. What happened to the witches who broke the school rules on Monday? They got ex-spelled.
  23. What did the cashew say on Monday? Mondays drive me nuts.
  24. How do you make time go fast on Monday? Throw a clock.
  25. Why did the cat stay home from school on Monday? He wasn’t feline well.
  26. Why was the M&M excited to get to school on Monday? He wanted to be a Smartie.
  27. Why was the pirate excited for school on Monday? He had arrrrt class.
  28. Why was the broom late for school on Monday? He over-swept.
  29. Why did the zombie have to stay at home from school on Monday? He was feeling rotten.
  30. What’s the saddest part of the week? Monday mourning
  31. Why couldn’t the ghost leave school on Monday? He was the school spirit.
  32. What is large on Sunday and Saturday, small on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, and disappears on Monday? The letter S.
  33. Why was the root vegetable in a good mood on Monday? It was an up-beet.
  34. What do you call Mondays without any Zoom meetings? Meetless Mondays.
  35. What does Sonic need a lot of on Mondays? Hedge-hugs.
  36. When does Monday come before Sunday? In the dictionary.
  37. What do kids do on Mondays during vacation? The same thing they do every other day
  38. What’s the best advice for getting through the start of the work week? Just take it Mon-day at a time.
  39. What did the Cyclops say every Monday morning? Eye don’t want to get up.
  40. What subject did the snake learn in school on Monday? Hiss-tory.
  41. What’s the best time to get a discount on robotic parts? Cyborg Monday.
  42. If a man arrived in a town with his horse on a Saturday and stayed there for one night, how is it possible that he arrived back home on Monday? The horse’s name was Monday.
  43. On what day do ghosts do their howling? Moan-day.
  44. Which day of the week are demons most tired? De-Monday.
  45. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Monday. Go Away!
  46. Knock Knock Who’s there? Toothy. Toothy who? Toothy the day after Monday.
  47. Knock Knock Who’s there? Heymon. Heymon who? Heymonday is here already!
  48. I love Tuesdays because it is the farthest I can get from Mondays
  49. A man asks his wife on a Friday evening… Husband: Shall we have a nice weekend? Wife: Sure, why not? Husband: Ok then, see you on Monday!
  50. I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Monday…But don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.
  51. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.