Top 50 Delaware Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Delaware jokes.
  2. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! 
  3. What did Delaware?… A New Jersey.
  4. Election Jokes: 2024 Election Jokes: Do you think Joe Biden waited until it was closer to the Olympics to pass the torch?
  5. Election Jokes: 2024 Election Jokes: The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the age of the original candidates (Joe Biden 81 & Donald Trump 78)
  6. What was the President doing in the weeks after his awful performance at the Presidential Debate against Donald Trump on June 27th, 2024… Just Biden his time until he dropped out of the race (July 21st, 2024).
  7. 2020 Election: Why can’t Donald Trump enter the White House?… It is now “For Biden!”
  8. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you Joe Biden dropped out of the election.
  9. 2024 Election Jokes: What was the President doing during his Covid quarantine in July 2024… Just Biden his time until he dropped out of the race.
  10. What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
  11. What is the most popular college during 2024 election season?… The Electoral College.
  12. What is Donald Trump’s least favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
  13. Chemistry Jokes: A DuPont chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?” “You mean aspirin?” says the pharmacist. “That’s it! I can never remember that word.”
  14. 2024 Election Jokes: The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the potential age during the final year of the presidency if the original candidates won. (Joe Biden 85 & Donald Trump 82)
  15. What do you call a bee that tries to interfere with the 2024 election?… A Cagey Bee.
  16. Alaska Jokes: What did Dela ware to the Iditarod?… I don’t know but Alaska.
  17. What did George Washington say when crossing the Delaware?… “Row, row, row your boat… quietly.”
  18. Why was George Washington a great leader?… He always knew how to cross the Delaware without a hitch!
  19. Election Jokes:
  20. What did Washington say as he crossed the Delaware?… ”Next time I’m going to reserve a seat!”
  21. What did George Washington say when he crossed the Delaware River?… “I’m going to make this crossing great again!”
  22. Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey. What will Delaware?… Idaho, Alaska.
  23. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Delaware shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
    What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  24. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey
  25. What did Delaware see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  26. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. Delaware River.
  27. Did you hear about the power outage at the Delaware University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  28. Why do Delaware golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
  29. Why do Delaware golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  30. Why do Delaware golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  31. Why do Delaware love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Delaware is.
  32. Did you hear the joke about Delaware Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
  33. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Delaware Turnpike! 
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of Delaware?
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of Delaware?
  36. What is the tallest building in Delaware?… Delaware Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  37. Why did Delaware disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  38. Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the [state river] River.
  39. Why is “The Wave” banned in [state] Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
  40. Tourist: “Have you lived in Delaware all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
  41. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Delaware?
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from Delaware?
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from Delaware?
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from Delaware?
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from Delaware?
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from Delaware?
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from Delaware?
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from Delaware?
  50. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Brandywine Zoo?… Lion.
  51. The art teacher in Delaware always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
  52. Why do Delaware students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
  53. The chemistry teacher in Delaware had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
  54. The biology class in Delaware was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
  55. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from Delaware ?
  56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from Delaware ?
  57. Why do folks in Delaware go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
  58. I’m not saying Delaware basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves.
  59. Why is “The Wave” banned in Delaware Stadium?… Two Fightin Blue Hens fans drowned last year.
  60. Why did the University Of Delaware regents decide to cover Delaware Stadium in cardboard?… Because the Huskies always look better on paper.
  61. Why do Delaware State students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
  62. Why did Delaware State disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  63. What’s the one thing that keeps Blue Hens students from graduating?… Going to Class.
  64. Why did the Blue Hens football team cross the road… Because it was easier than crossing the goal line.
  65. How do you get a Delaware student laugh all weekend long?… Tell him a joke Monday morning.
  66. Why do the Delaware Fightin Blue Hens eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
  67. What’s the difference between an Delaware football player and a dollar?… You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
  68. Did you hear that Delaware’s football team doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
  69. How many Delaware Fighting Blue Hens does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
  70. What do you call an Delaware State football player with a championship ring?… A thief!
  71. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Delaware jokes?
  72. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Delaware jokes?