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- New England Patriots Jokes: Super Bowl LIX: Washington Jokes: New England: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” Seattle: “No, thanks. We’ll pass.”
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- Cincinnati Bengals Jokes: In 2019 the Bengals played the Patriots and the Bengals threw 4 interceptions, I think Paul Brown turned over in his grave.
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- Pittsburgh Steelers Jokes: Ben Roethlisberger… the unofficial NFL spokesperson for England’s “Big Ben,”
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- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy… Candy Who?… Candy the Seattle Seahawks repeat at Super Bowl Champions?
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy… Candy Who?… Candy tell me how many Super Bowl Championships the have won?
- What do the Chicago Bears and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?… Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
- Did you hear about the Chicago Bears action figures?… They were recalled for being choking hazards.
- How do you know when the Bears secondary is drunk?… They keep getting flagged for “Pabst Interference.”
- What do the Chicago Bears and the mailman have in common?,,, Neither deliver on Sunday.
- How are the Bears like my neighbors? … They can’t pick up a single yard!
- What do the Bears and the Post Office have in common?… Neither deliver on Sundays!
- How do you know the Illinois State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Chicago. For the first offense, they give you two Chicago Bears tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
- What do you call an Chicago Bear with a Super Bowl ring?… A thief.
- What’s the difference between the Chicago Bears and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
- What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
- What is the difference between a Bears fan and a baby?… The baby will stop whining after awhile.
- How many Chicago Bears does it take to change a tire?… One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.
- What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?… The Chicago Bears.
- What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common? They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”
- How do you keep an Chicago Bears out of your yard?… Put up goal posts.
- What does an Chicago Bears fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?… He turns off the PlayStation.
- What do you call an Chicago Bear in the Super Bowl?… A referee.
- What’s the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?… Have him watch a couple Chicago Bears games.
- Did you hear that Chicago’s football team doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
- How many Chicago Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
- Son: What’s a touchdown? Dad: I’m not sure son, we’re Chicago Bears fans.