Top 10 Watermelon Jokes

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1. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. 
2. What do the Elves call their friends living by the sea?… Watermellons. 
3. Music Jokes: Who is a watermelon’s favorite singer?… John Cougar Melon Camp.
4. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the World’s largest watermelon is 350 pounds?
5. You know what they say about when life gives you melons?… You might be dyslexic.
6. Wedding Jokes: A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we  cantaloupe!” 
7. Chemistry Jokes: If there is watermelon why isn’t there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon. You know…the four elemelons.
8. Did you hear the joke about the watermelon?… It’s pit-iful!
9. Music Jokes: What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp
10. Psychology Jokes: Why are  watermelons the saddest fruit?… They are melon-cholic.