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- Top 10 Triathlon Jokes
- Triathlon Jokes:
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“Swim 2.4 miles, bike 112 miles, run 26.2 miles- BRAG FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.” – John Collins, IRONMAN Founder
What are the Triathlon distances and order?
- Swimming Jokes: Swim 2.4 Miles
- Cycling Jokes: Cycling 112 Miles
- Marathon Jokes: Marathon 26.2 Miles
- Total: 140.6 Miles
- Shark Jokes: A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would be all come down to who is the better cyclist.
- Cycling Jokes: A cyclist shows up at the local race on a new bike. His friends all ask, “Where did you get a new bike?” The cyclist replies, “Well, yesterday I was out running when this absolutely beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want!”
- Cycling Jokes: You Know You’re a Triathlete When… The value of your car doubles just by mounting your bicycle on the roof rack.
- You Know You’re a Triathlete When…Your weekend family luggage includes wetsuits and multiple specialized running shoes.
- How do you know your date with a triathlete is half over?… He says “but enough about me – wanna hear about my bike?”
- What is Ironman’s favorite major world sporting event?… The “Ironman” Triathlon!
- You Know You’re a Triathlete When…As the saying goes, “Pain is temporary, but your finishing time is posted online forever.”
- Swimming Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a triathlete and the Invisible Man?… Swimming, biking, and running like no one has ever seen.
- Triathlon Pun: I swim, I bike, I run… I tri to stay sane.
- Travel Guest Blogs:,Guest BlogYou Know You’re a Triathlete When … Baggage for any out of town trip includes running gear and goggles.