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- September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Trek jokes.
- Looney Tunes Jokes: What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?… What’s up Spock?
- Mardi Gras Jokes: How did Captain Kirk celebrate Mardi Gras on the Enterprise?… “Bead me up, Scotty!”
- Hurricane Jokes: What is Captain Kirk’s favorite hurricane of all-time?… Hurricane Kirk.
- What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?… Shark Trek!
- What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log.
- What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?… A croaking device.
- Why don’t the Borg go to prison?… Because they obey the Lore!
- Why did the Borg cross the road?… Because it assimilated the chicken!
- Have you heard the new Klingon army motto? Join the Klingon army. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting people, and kill them!