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Google Search “Top 10 Mississippi Jokes”

  1. Alabama Jokes: How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi.
  2. Biology Jokes: What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi! 
  3. College Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college of AARP.
  4. Alaska Jokes: Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey. What will Delaware?… Idaho, Alaska.
  5. Travel Guest Blogs: Mississippi Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Mississippi?
  7. College Football Jokes: Lucas Carneiro 2026 place kicker for Ole Miss… He certainly didn’t Ole Miss. (Ole Miss kicker Lucas Carneiro made four field goals in the Fiesta Bowl against Miami last night (January 8, 2026), with distances of: 58 yards 54 yards 42 yards 21 yards)
  8. Travel Guest Blogs: Mississippi Tourist: “Have you lived in Delaware all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
  9. College Football Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: #6 Ole Miss beats #3 Georgia 39 – 34… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
  10. College Football Jokes:Thursday January 8th, 2026: #6 Ole Miss was one possession shy of making it to the championship game… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.