Top 10 Leif Erikson Jokes

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1. Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
2. NFL Jokes & Leif Erikson Jokes: Which NFL football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?…  The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Erikson found America first) 
3. Kindergarten Jokes: Why does it take Leif Erikson so long to learn the alphabet?… Because he can spend months at C.  
4. Ocean Jokes: Why did Leif Erikson fail his spelling class?…. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s.
5. Music Jokes: What are the only notes Leif Erikson can sing?… High C’s [seas]  
6. Travel Guest Blogs: How did Leif Erikson pay for his trip to the new land?… He used his Discover card.
7. Top 50 Basketball Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson awful at basketball?… He was always traveled.
8. Psychology Jokes: Leif Erikson was talking to the ocean one day and finally says “why so blue?” 
9. Elementary School Jokes: How did Leif Erikson do on his school report cards?… He always worked at C-Level. (Below C Level)
10. Dad Jokes: Erikson’s Father: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Leif. You could have written.