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- American Revolution Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best George Washington jokes.
- Election Jokes: “George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.” Author Unknown
- George Washington Jokes: Where did the General Washington put his armies?… In his sleevies.
- What did King George think of George Washington?… He thought he was revolting!
- Which president’s wife had to do the most laundry?… Mrs. Washington.
- Why did George Washington bring a pencil to the battle?… He wanted to “draw” his sword.
- Was General Washington a handsome man?… Yes, he was George-eous!!
- Army Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree.
- Delaware Jokes: I finally realized why the painting of Washington crossing the Delaware is such a big deal… It depicts the last time someone willingly entered New Jersey.
- Delaware Jokes: What did George Washington say when crossing the Delaware?… “Row, row, row your boat… quietly.”