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- Grandparent Jokes: Today I went to visit my dead grandparents at the cemetery but I accidentally visited the wrong tomb… It was a grave mistake.
- Pi Day Jokes: How do you cremate someone who died on Pi Day?… You burn them on their funeral pi res.
- Masters Jokes: Masters Golfer’s Wife: “When I die bury me at the golf course so my husband visits me 5 times a week.”
- A man had two tickets for the Augusta Masters. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No”, he says, “the seat is empty.” “This is incredible!” said the man, “who in their right mind would have a seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not see it?” He says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife always would come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh … I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. I guess you couldn’t find someone else? … a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?” The man shakes his head … “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
- Napping Jokes: Why was the ghost so tired he needed a nap?… He worked the graveyard shift.
- U2 Jokes: U2 song American obituary… deadly! (U2’s “American Obituary” (2026) is a protest song and lament from their Days of Ash EP, honoring Renee Good, a Minneapolis mother killed by an ICE agent.)
- Thanksgiving Jokes: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
- An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again.
- Music Jokes: What is Vivaldi doing now?… De-composing.
- What does someone’s tombstone read when they die between February 19th and March 20th?… Rest in Pisces.