Teacher Jokes for November

by | Oct 17, 2016 | Education, Find a tutor, Latest News, Parents, tutoring

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  1. November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best teacher jokes for November.
  2. November 2nd: Daylight Saving Time: Daylight Savings Jokes: I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months! 
  3. November 4th Election Jokes for Teachers:

  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
  2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock!
  3. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!
  4. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
  5. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE!

  1. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Top Summer Jokes)
  2. What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
  3. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
  4. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm.
  5. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)

  1. What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures!
  2. What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College.
  3. How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential campaign?…. In general terms.
  4. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie.
  5. Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed!


Veterans Day Jokes

  1. Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
  2. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes & Top Arbor Day Jokes)
  3. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “ Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)
  4. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
  5. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes)