Taco Jokes

by | Oct 27, 2025 | Latest News

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best taco jokes.
  2. Fishing Jokes: I made some fish tacos last night… They just swam away and ignored them.
  3. What do pumpkins order at Taco Bell?… Gourditas.
  4. Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap… It’s probably because they’re so corny.
  5. Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to #taco bout.
  6. Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m #nacho sure I want to taco bout it.
  7. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
  8. I got #gas today for $1.39… Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
  9. We are the #1 listing for a #google search of “National Taco Day Jokes!”… I wanna taco bout it.
  10. Customer: Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? Waiter: No, it will be round! 
  11. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the #covid.
  12. What NBA basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall.
  13. Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids.
  14. Why can’t you trust tacos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the #beans.
  15. National Taco Day is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  16. What did the baby Toyota say when Mama Toyota asked what he wanted for lunch?… “A Taco, ma.”
  17. I really like burritos… I could taco about them all day.
  18. Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant?… It’s the taco the town!
  19. Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the #salad dressing!
  20. How do you make a taco stand?… You take away it’s chair.
  21. Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out on a date?… Aunt Chilada.
  22. 2 bankers went to a taqueria & ordered 2 drinks. Then they produced tacos from their briefcases & started to eat! The waiter marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own tacos in here!” The #bankers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders & then exchanged tacos.
  23. I had no choice but to stop cooking during the taco making contest… I ran out of thyme.
  24. You cannot make everybody happy… you are not a taco.
  25. Did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?… No, but I had grate expectations.
  26. Where did the taco go for drinks?… The Salad Bar!
  27. Why are tacos depressed?… Because they’re always falling apart.
  28. Live like every day like it is Taco Tuesday!
  29. Which #Disney princess only comes out on National Taco Day?… Taco Belle!
  30. What is a taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap music, of course!
  31. A day without tacos won’t kill you…but why risk it?
  32. What do bears call summer campers in sleeping bags?… Soft tacos.
  33. We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it.
  34. Customer: “Waiter, this taco tastes funny!” Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
  35. If you don’t like tacos… I’m nacho type.
  36. The difference between tacos and your opinion is… that I asked for #tacos.
  37. Hey When do they smother a #taco in #cheese?… In best queso scenario.  
  38. Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  39. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the flu.
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about #tacos?
  41. I don’t like it when you make #tacos… They’re #nacho best dish.
  42. Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side!
  43. It’s good to have friends who are taco chef… They are always seasoning the day.
  44. Tacos say their own sort of Grace before a meal. It starts with, “lettuce pray.”
  45. Don’t worry, taco your time.
  46. Everyone else was already eating, so I asked the waiter if my taco was going to be long. He said no, it was going to be round.
  47. Someone asked me if I was into fitness. Yeah, fit’n’ess whole taco in my mouth in one go.
  48. The taco waiter kept asking you personal questions. He was jalapeño business.
  49. I absolutely love tacos, in queso you didn’t know. 
  50. These tacos are going to guac your world.
  51. When my mom went out she left me some tacos, in queso emergency. 
  52. The waiter’s interview at the Mexican restaurant wasn’t going very well. “Please,” he said, “taco chance on me.”  
  53. We can taco ‘ver the phone later if you want. 
  54. I really want to go to the new Mexican restaurant that just popped up down the road. It’s become the taco the town.
  55. Have you ever been interrupted by a tortilla? It’s seriously annoying, they always taco’ver you.
  56. I covered a crocodile with tortillas…. It became a tacodile. 
  57. My life is like a taco… It’s falling apart. 
  58. Mexicans like to put hot sauce on their tacos… Por flavor. 
  59. I made some fish tacos last night. They just swam around for ages and didn’t eat them.
  60. When I was asked if I preferred burritos or tacos, I didn’t know how to answer. I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.
  61. My cat hates tacos… she prefers to eat purr-itos. 
  62. When you don’t want to talk about it, it’s best to burrito your head in the sand.  
  63. I wrapped my cat in a blanket… Now she’s a purrito. 
  64. The Mexican restaurant owner decided to  expand his business and open a tortilla factory. He wanted the extra dough. 
  65. A tortilla chip is an i-salsa-les triangle. 
  66. The police said the burrito thief wouldn’t talk, so I tried to persuade him. “Listen,” I said, “you need taco-operate with us.” 
  67. People think eskimos eat fish, but most of the time they eat brrr-itos.
  68. Tortillas don’t sing Happy Birthday, they prefer to sing, “fajita jolly good fellow.” 
  69. The local Greek restaurant has started serving the best tacos and burritos. I thought I was going to love it, but it turned out it was just Greecey Mexican food. 
  70.  I made up a song about how much I love Mexican food. It’s a wrap. 
  71. Come on, let’s not burrito round the bush.
  72. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good taco knock-knock joke?
  73. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good taco knock knock jokes?
  74. What do you get if you eat #onions on your taco?… Tear gas.
  75. What does a depressed taco say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
  76. ]Hey @tacobell! #CincodeMayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  77. Why did the taco chef stop cooking?… He ran out of thyme!
  78. A taco and some nachos were hanging out. The nacho was so sad. The taco asked “Wanna taco bout it?” But the nacho turned away saying “It’s nacho business!” 
  79. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Waiter!… Waiter who?… Waiter minute while I bring you some tacos!
  80. How do taco chefs live their lives?… By seasoning the moment!
  81. What did the soft shell taco say when they wanted to cuddle?…  Fold me close!
  82. Did you hear the slogan at that new Taqueria?… “7 days without tacos makes ONE weak!”
  83. A math teacher asked her sassy student: “If you had 4 tacos and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” The student replied “Well if your asking, I’ll still have 4.”
  84. Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  85. Where are the best tacos served?… In the gulp of #Mexico.
  86. A balanced #diet is a taco in both hands.
  87. Why did you climb onto the roof of the taqueria?… Because the manager said the fish taco was “on the house.”
  88. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere!
  89. What do you call #cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho #cheese!
  90. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna #taco ’bout it.
  91. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?… For the extra dough!
  92. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number!
  93. How do taco chefs live their lives?… By seasoning the moment!
  94. Have you heard the joke about the #tortilla?… It was corny.
  95. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
  96. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas.
  97. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  98. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
  99. Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of
  100. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho #nacho.
  101. What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos.
  102. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
  103. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito.
  104. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house.
  105. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos.
  106. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
  107. What Tex-Mex food is good at #math?… Inch-iladas.
  108. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
  109. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
  110. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
  111. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Top Psychology Jokes)
  112. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
  113. Why can’t you taco to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans.
  114. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
  115. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
  116. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
  117. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas (Super Hero Jokes)
  118. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  119. Where are the best tacos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  120. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the taco is on the house.
  121. Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
  122. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
  123. What do you get if you eat onions on your taco?… Tear gas.

Other Mexican Food Jokes

  1. What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
  2. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Top Animal Jokes)
  3. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  4. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Pi Day Jokes)
  5. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
  6. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.