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- Illinois Jokes: I use to like Chicago style pizza… Till I tasted New York style pizza Now… I love Chicago style pizza.
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
- Super Bowl Jokes: “Let’s remember the real heroes at the Super Bowl… the pizza deliver guys.” Rainn Wilson
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
- What Star Wars character is definitely watching this year’s Super Bowl?… Jabba the Hutt… probably putting some money on it too!
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: What is the #1 Pizza for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
- Pizza Jokes: Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history!
- Pope Jokes: With a Pope from Chicago… Now all Eucharist will be “Deep Dish.”
- New York Jokes: I use to like New York style pizza… Till I tasted Chicago style pizza Now… I love New York style pizza.
- What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
- Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
- Dog Jokes: What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza?… Pupperoni.
- Why did Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?… Because they couldn’t catch the pizza delivery guy!
- What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream.
- Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now?
- What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza?… Pupperoni and snausage!
- How do you fix a broken pizza?… With tomato paste.
- What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza?… Pupperoni.
- What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa. (Napping Jokes)
- What does an aardvark like on its pizza?… Ant-chovies. (Animal Jokes)
- How do you get the college grad off your front porch?… Pay for the pizza! (Top College Jokes)
- Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough.
- “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Top Pi Day Jokes)
- What is a dog’s favorite pizza?… PUParonni! (Top Dog Jokes)
- What did the pepperoni say to the cook?… You wanna pizza me? (Top Boxing Jokes)
- When can a pizza marry a hot dog … After they have a very frank relationship! (Top Hot Dog Jokes)
- Where do pepperonis go on vacation?… The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
- How do we know Marines love pizza?… Because like their anthem says, they go from the halls of mozzarella to the shores of triple-cheese.