Milk Jokes:

January 11th is Milk Day. Click here for an explanation!

  1. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?… Chocolate chimp cookies!
  2. Field Trip Jokes: My class went on a field trip to a farm and saw a pampered cow?… It was spoiled milk.
  3. My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior… He was a danger to himself and udders. 
  4. What did one dairy cow say to another?…  Got milk?
  5. What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes)
  6. Why don’t cows have any money?… Because farmers milk them dry. (Farming Jokes)
  7. What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Halloween Jokes)
  8. Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows (World Geography Jokes)
  9. What did mama cow say to baby cow?… It’s pasture bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  10. Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?… The farmer had cold hands. (Full Moon Jokes)
  11. Why did the cow cross the road?… To get to the udder side.
  12. How easy is it to milk a cow?… It’s a piece of steak.
  13. Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?… Because the cow has the utter. (Biology Jokes)

Cow Jokes