January 11th is Milk Day. Click here for an explanation!
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?… Chocolate chimp cookies!
- Field Trip Jokes: My class went on a field trip to a farm and saw a pampered cow?… It was spoiled milk.
- My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior… He was a danger to himself and udders.
- What did one dairy cow say to another?… Got milk?
- What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes)
- Why don’t cows have any money?… Because farmers milk them dry. (Farming Jokes)
- What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Halloween Jokes)
- Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows (World Geography Jokes)
- What did mama cow say to baby cow?… It’s pasture bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?… The farmer had cold hands. (Full Moon Jokes)
- Why did the cow cross the road?… To get to the udder side.
- How easy is it to milk a cow?… It’s a piece of steak.
- Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?… Because the cow has the utter. (Biology Jokes)
Cow Jokes