Michigan Jokes:

  1. What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth!
  2. What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie.
  3. Boston Celtics Jokes: What appliance was seldom used in New England in the 1980s when the Celtics played the Detroit Pistons?… The Microwave.
  4. Election Jokes: 2024 Election Jokes: Michelle Obama and the Democrats want to turn Kalamazoo, Michigan into Kamala-Zoo Michigan
  5. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the George Jewitt Trophy?
  6. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Megaphone Trophy?
  7. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Land Grant Trophy?
  8. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Old Brass Spittoon?
  9. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Paul Bunyan Trophy?
  10. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Little Brown Jug?