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Google Search “Luge Jokes”
- Fourth place in the Olympic luge… You win some, you luge some.
- Music Jokes: What was the luge racers favorite band?… New Kids on the Block!
- Charlie Brown Jokes: Why did Charlie Brown like luge so much?… They always said he was a blockhead!
- Dad Jokes: Why did the luge racers son become so good at it?… He was a chip off the old block.
- Police Jokes: Why did the robbers go to the Winter Olympics?… They heard about all the banks in the luge competition.
- What did the luge rider’s toddler do while he trained?… Played with blocks.
- Pirate Jokes: Why did the pirate want to see the luge race?… He heard there would be lots of Booties there.
- Why was it so easy for the luge racer to stay out of trouble?… She always stayed in line.
- What do you call luge racers in Super Mario Bros.?… Luigi-ers
- What was the lugers favorite part of their cupcake?… The icing!
- Why did the luger stop eating?… He wanted to be faster.
- Where did the luge racer take his girlfriend?… The snow ball.
- Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the luge team?… They needed a little team spirit.
- Why did the twins say they wanted to be lugers when they grew up?… They heard they had a double competition.
- Which luge team has the coolest helmets?… The one with the most fans.
- Why was Cinderella so bad at the luge?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Where do luge athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey
- What happens when you don’t make the summer Olympics?… You luge.
- What will Trump’s favorite sport be this year in the Winter Olympics?… It’s gonna be LUGE.