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  1. Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys. 
  2. College Football Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Indiana defeats Miami in an amazing game 27-21…. Hey College Football… Hoosier Daddy?
  3. 2026 College Football Bracket: Are U serious?… Miami beat #7 Texas Tech ON THE ROAD, #2 Ohio State #6 Ole Miss AND… came within one play of defeating Indiana for the National Championship game is in Miami?… What a season!
  4. Monday January 19th, 2026: Why are geologists so excited for the National Championship game between #1 Indiana and #10 Miami?… It is being played at Hard Rock Stadium.
  5. Super Bowl XLV: Should Tampa Bay be called Champ a Bay?
  6. Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl LV Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
  7. Super Bowl XLV: “I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor
  8. Thursday January 8th, 2026: Are U serious?… Did you see the incredible finish as #10 Miami upset #6 Ole Miss 31 – 27?
  9. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the highest seed to play in college football championship?… Monday January 19th 2026 #10 Miami
  10. College Football Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Are U serious?… #10 Miami beat #7 Texas Tech and the 12th man 10 – 3?
  11. Would Beck’s Beer be a good NIL deal for Miami quarterback Carson Beck?
  12. The Buccaneers didn’t win the Super Bowl… It might take weeks until we know the final score, as soon as they finish counting all the mail-in points.
  13. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Orange Bowl?
  14. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Orange Bowl is played?
  15. College Football Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Are U serious?… Did you see the goal line hit in the final minute of the #10 Miami upset of #7 Texas Tech and the 12th man 10 – 3?
  16. Boston Celtics Jokes: Why do the Celtics go to Miami?… To beat the heat. 
  17. Boston Celtics Jokes: 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Can you believe the Celtics flew to Miami after winning the NBA Title?… I guess it is not THAT big a deal. There are at least 18 reasons to look the other way. 
  18. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the War on I–4?
  19. Reindeer Jokes: What’s a reindeer’s favorite basketball team?… The Orlando Magic. 
  20. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Shula Bowl?
  21. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Schnellenberger Trophy?
  22. Alaska Jokes: What did the Alaskan say when he won the lottery?… “Time to move to Florida.“
  23. Music Jokes: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman… the unofficial song of the Daytona 500.
  24. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  25. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Florida Cup?
  26. Where does Florida come before Utah?… The dictionary!
  27. What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)

  28. What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!


  29. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!