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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Flag Day jokes.
  2. Navy Jokes: What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?”
  3. NBA Draft: 2025 NBA Draft: June 25th, 20205… Flagg Day in Newport, ME.
  4. Why did the American flag go to school?… To show its true colors!
  5. What did the American flag say to the British flag?… I’ve got stars in my eyes for freedom!
  6. Flag Day Jokes: Why did the American flag go to the doctor?… Because it had a few stripes.
  7. What do the American flag and a sad candy cane have in common?… They’re both red, white and blue.
  8. What did the American flag say to the other flag?… Nothing, it just waved.
  9. What did one flag say to another during the American Revolution?… “I’m really flagging, can you give me a hand?”
  10. Why was the American flag always so happy?…. Because it had so many stars in its eyes!
  11. What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane! 
  12. What did the Massachusetts flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  13. What did one flag say to another during the American Revolution?… “I’m really flagging, can you give me a hand?”
  14. What did one American flag say to the other flag?….. Nothing. It just waved!
  15. What did one flag say to another during the Revolution?… “Let’s wave goodbye to tyranny!”
  16. Why did the American flag break up with the British flag?… It felt like they were just going in circles.
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the person who designed the 1st American Flag! (Betsy Ross)
  18. Why did the American flag go to school?… To get its stripes in history.
  19. What did the flag say to the pole?… “You’re a real stand-up guy!”
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name how many stars are in the original United States flag? (13)
  21. Flag Day Jokes: When Flag Day follows Friday the 13th…. Should we raise a red flag?
  22. What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  23. Which flag is the most highly rated?… The American flag. It has 50 stars!
  24. What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?” oceans  
  25. How is a flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (Christmas Jokes for KidsChristmas Trivia)
  26. Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!”
  27. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
  28. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave.
  29. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  30. Who do you say to a flag on his birthday?… Flappy Birthday (Birthday Jokes)
  31. What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane!
  32. Teacher: “Jenny, what do you know that has stars and stripes?” Jenny: “A movie about a zebra!”
  33. What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day?… He flagged his tail!
  34. What’s red, white, blue and yellow?… The Star-spangled Banana!
  35. What would you get if you crossed a famous march tune with a monster and his friends?… “Stars and Twerps Forever”!
  36. What would you get if you crossed the Stars and Stripes with a cookie?… A Flag Newton!
  37. What’s the difference between June 14 and a day when a monster cooks?… One’s a flag day and the other’s a gag day!