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Google Search “Flag Day Jokes”
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Flag Day jokes.
- Navy Jokes: What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?”
- NBA Draft: 2025 NBA Draft: June 25th, 20205… Flagg Day in Newport, ME.
- Why did the American flag go to school?… To show its true colors!
- What did the American flag say to the British flag?… I’ve got stars in my eyes for freedom!
- Flag Day Jokes: Why did the American flag go to the doctor?… Because it had a few stripes.
- What do the American flag and a sad candy cane have in common?… They’re both red, white and blue.
- What did the American flag say to the other flag?… Nothing, it just waved.
- What did one flag say to another during the American Revolution?… “I’m really flagging, can you give me a hand?”
- Why was the American flag always so happy?…. Because it had so many stars in its eyes!
- What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane!
- What did the Massachusetts flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved!
- What did one flag say to another during the American Revolution?… “I’m really flagging, can you give me a hand?”
- What did one American flag say to the other flag?….. Nothing. It just waved!
- What did one flag say to another during the Revolution?… “Let’s wave goodbye to tyranny!”
- Why did the American flag break up with the British flag?… It felt like they were just going in circles.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the person who designed the 1st American Flag! (Betsy Ross)
- Why did the American flag go to school?… To get its stripes in history.
- What did the flag say to the pole?… “You’re a real stand-up guy!”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name how many stars are in the original United States flag? (13)
- Flag Day Jokes: When Flag Day follows Friday the 13th…. Should we raise a red flag?
- What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved!
- Which flag is the most highly rated?… The American flag. It has 50 stars!
- What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?” oceans
- How is a flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (Christmas Jokes for Kids & Christmas Trivia)
- Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!”
- Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
- A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave.
- Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
- Who do you say to a flag on his birthday?… Flappy Birthday (Birthday Jokes)
- What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane!
- Teacher: “Jenny, what do you know that has stars and stripes?” Jenny: “A movie about a zebra!”
- What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day?… He flagged his tail!
- What’s red, white, blue and yellow?… The Star-spangled Banana!
- What would you get if you crossed a famous march tune with a monster and his friends?… “Stars and Twerps Forever”!
- What would you get if you crossed the Stars and Stripes with a cookie?… A Flag Newton!
- What’s the difference between June 14 and a day when a monster cooks?… One’s a flag day and the other’s a gag day!