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- A Teacher’s Year
- Terrific Teacher Jokes
- Jokes for the Last Day of School
- 180 School Jokes
- Teachers “It Must be Nice to Have the Summer Off?”
- February Jokes for Teachers
- “I asked my students if I could make my own Valentines. They tore my valentines in half!” the teacher said half-heartedly.
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
- Super Bowl Jokes for Teachers:
- Super Bowl Jokes for Teachers: What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and an elementary student?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- Super Bowl Jokes for Teachers: What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a kindergarten student?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- Winter Olympics Jokes: Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: A few times. Once a year at Super Bowl time. Once every four years for the Winter Olympics. And once every four years for the Summer Olympics.
- Middle School Jokes: Middle School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.
- Elementary School Jokes: Elementary School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.
- High School Jokes: High School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time
- Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?” Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!”
- Knock, knock…. Who’s there?… Abraham Lincoln… Abraham Lincoln who?… Seriously?… You must have done terrible in history class…
- Which month do teachers complain the least?… February because it has fewer days.
- My teacher wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the bandwagon.
- Ash Wednesday Jokes: Why did the math book go to church on Ash Wednesday?… It wanted to pray for higher grades.