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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Canada Day jokes.
- Baseball Jokes: How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up!
- If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?… European!
- In Canada, the local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires five pages for ice hockey.
- There are two seasons in Canada – winter and July. Hence the celebrations on July 1st.
- I’m throwing a hobbit Canada Day party… It’s just a little get-together.
- Why do Canadian hockey players like baking cakes?… Because they’re great at icing.
- Canadian Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction.
- Why are Canadian students so smart?… They get a lot of ehs!
- Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?… Mon “tree” al!
- What’s a Canadian ghost’s favorite food?… Boo-tine!
- Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?… Montreeal.
- How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?… Take away its broom.
- Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?… Canadians bring their ‘eh’ game; Germans bring their wurst.
- Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. – Pierre Trudeau [former Prime Minister of Canada]
- Where are there a lot of#Bigfoot sightings?… In Sasquatchewan!
- Why did the #pirate move to #Manitoba?… He heard he could Winnipeg!
- Why did the fugitives run to #Canada?… Because they had nowhere else #Toronto.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… #Snow… Snow who?… Snow big deal. We’re celebrating Canada Day!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice… Ice who?… Ice to meet you, eh?
- Why shouldn’t hockey Players tell jokes on the ice?… It might crack up.
- Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick… Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs.
- I saw a hockey game in Canada…It was a-moose-ing.
- Skeleton Jokes: What did the skeleton drive to the Canadian hockey game?… A Zam-bony.
- What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered.
- Why is maple syrup so sad?… It is sappy.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Yukon… Yukon who?… Yukon see the Northern Lights from here!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ottawa… Ottawa who?… Ottawa-ter the lawn tomorrow.
- What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game.
- My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a #hockey game broke out.
- Canadian Bathroom Visit: You’re Russian to the bathroom. European when you are there. When you are done you are Finnish. The rest of the day you’re Canadian!
- Why shouldn’t curlers tell jokes on the ice?… It might crack up.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Canada Day?
- What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line.
- What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Canada Day knock-knock joke?
- What has antlers and sucks blood?… A #moose-quito.
- “A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.” Jay Leno
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Canada Day knock knock jokes?
- What did the beaver say to the maple tree?… It’s been nice gnawing you.
- Skeleton Jokes: What was the skeleton doing at the Stanley Cup hockey game?… Driving the zam – bony.
- What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game.