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Google Search “Bird Jokes”
- Venezuela Jokes: What sound does a Venezuelan pigeon makes?… Coup Coup Coup.
- Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin.
- What brand of potato chip does Owl like the most?… Wise.
- Field Trip Jokes: What do you call a bird that is sad to be going on a field trip? … A Blue Bird!
- Math Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra!
- Doctor Jokes: What do you give a sick bird?… Tweetment.
- Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra.
- Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin.
- Grinch Jokes: Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds!
- Music Jokes: The Old Crow Medicine Show… a great band for National Bird Day
- Mom, can I have a canary for Thanksgiving?… NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else.
- Sesame Street Jokes: Why couldn’t Big Bird hang out with his friends?… Because he was ostrich-sized.
- Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted.
- Corn Jokes: Why is Big Bird big, yellow, and feathery? … Because if he was small, yellow, and nuggety he would be a corn on the cob!
- Sesame Street Jokes: What does Big Bird get when he goes to the hospital?… Tweetment
- Sesame Street Jokes: Why was Ernie’s friend up so early?… Because the early Bert gets the worm.
- Sesame Street Jokes: Why did Big Bird cross the playground?… to get to the other slide.
- What do you call a chicken in the 1960’s?… A funky chicken.
- Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs.
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?… Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls!
- When should you buy a bird?… When it’s going cheep!
- What do you call a parrot that flew away?… A polygon!
- What do you call a sad bird?… A bluebird!
- Bird Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the Sesame Street Character that was on the cover os Sport Illustrated with Mark Fidrych?
- Bird Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the Detroit Tigers pitcher who was on the Sesame Street Character that was on the cover of Sport Illustrated with Big Bird?
- Bird Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me why the Detroit Tigers’ pitcher, Mark Fidrych, was nicknamed “The Bird”?
- Bird Jokes: Who is Big Bird’s favorite basketball player of all time?… Larry Bird.
- What does a cat call a hummingbird?… Fast food.
- Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?… He wanted to make a long distance caw.
- Why do hummingbirds hum?… Because they don’t know the words.
- There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?… Roosters don’t lay eggs!
- Why did the bird get a ticket?… It broke the law of gravity!
- What’s the difference between (country of your choice) and an albatross?…An albatross has got two decent wings.
- How do you catch a unique bird?… Unique up on it.
- How do you catch a tame bird?… The tame way, unique up on it!
- How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?… With its sparrowchute.
- Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?… Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
- Why does a stork stand on one leg?… Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
- How did the bubble gum cross the road?… On the bottom of the chicken’s foot!
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?… To get to the other slide!
- Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?… He was a dirty double crosser!
- Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?… He got caught peeping on a test.
- Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?… To get to the other size!
- Why do ducks fly south?… Because it’s too far to walk!
- Why did the rooster cross the road?… To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
- What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?… He was catching all the chickens!
- How do chickens get strong?… Egg-cersize.
- How do crows stick together in a flock?… Velcrow.
- What did one egg say to the other egg?… Let’s get crackin’!
- What do you call a crate of ducks?… A box of quackers.
- Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?… Because it was chicken.
- What robs you while you’re in the bathtub?… A robber ducky.
- Why did Mozart sell his chickens?… Because they kept saying “bach bach”!
- How did the egg cross the road?… to scrambled across!
- What is green and pecks on trees?… Woody the Wood Pickle.
- How do birds cheer for their soccer teams?… They egg them on.
- Why did the chicken get ejected from the soccer game?… For persistent fowl play.