August Knock Knock Jokes

by | Jul 29, 2025 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best August knock knock jokes.
  2. August 2nd is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta have an ice cream sandwich today!
  3. August 3rd is National Watermelon Day! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe cut me a piece of watermelon? It is National Watermelon Day!
  4. August 4th is National Chocolate Chip Cookie! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe #bake me some chocolate chip cookies? It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!
  5. Hurricane Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Category 1 hurricane!
  6. Hurricane Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the National Hurricane Center and listen to their advice!
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Paris? Maybe Katie Ledecky or Simone Biles?
  8. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
  9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. 
  10. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go Back to School!
  11. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon.
  12. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gust of wind blew my homework away!  
  13. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!  
  14. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the the Olympics
  15. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta work on my shot.
  16. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Navy.
  17. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta, Georgia is a great place to visit.
  18. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta be careful. It is Friday the 13th. 
  19. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… #August Who?… A gusta read Harry Potter.
  20. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta watch StarWars.
  21. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl!
  22. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta read Winnie the Pooh.
  23. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind knocked me over!
  24. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta, Georgia is a great place to live.
  25. August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when flying a kite!
  26. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when #sailing! 
  27. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when windsurfing. 
  28. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta to go Back To School shopping! 
  29. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta work on my game.
  30. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Marines.
  31. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… #August Who?… A gusta join the CoastGuard.
  32. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Army.  
  33. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Air Force. 
  34. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Space Force. 
  35. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the military.
  36. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a tee off at the Masters.
  37. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about August?
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good August knock-knock joke?
  39. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good August knock knock jokes?
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about August? 
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good August knock-knock joke?
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good August knock knock jokes?
  43. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta visit Alabama.