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- November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Black Friday jokes.
- I wanted to go to some different stores this Black Friday, but once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
- Why did the shopper bring a ladder to the Black Friday sale?… Deals were through the roof.
- What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed!
- Music Jokes: Why didn’t Handel go shopping?… Because he was baroque.
- Veterans Day Jokes: What’s the slogan of a clothing store that only sells to veterans?… No service, no shirt, no shoes.
- Dog Jokes: What was the special offer at the pet store this week?… Buy 1 Dog and get 1 Flea!
- Friday the 13th Jokes: What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
- Navy Jokes: Old Neigh-vy… the unofficial Black Friday store of the Navy.
- Dog Jokes: What do you call it when a stressed dog goes shopping?… Re-tail therapy.
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: What does Gandalf say when he wants to go shopping?… One ring to rule the mall!
- My Black Friday budget is $1,000… It’s going to be grand!
- I finally bought a Roomba on Black Friday… It sucks!
- I heard memory foam pillows were on sale for Black Friday… but I can’t remember where.
- I heard camouflage pants were on sale for Black Friday… but I’m not seeing any.
- When does Black Friday come before Thanksgiving?… In the dictionary.
- Dog Jokes: How do dogs pay for their shopping?… They scan the bark codes.
- Why don’t grapes go on sale for Black Friday?… They keep raisin’ the prices.
- Bastille Day Jokes: What is the Guillotine?… A French chopping center.
- Did you know bread is on sale for Black Friday?… It doesn’t cost much dough.
- Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”?… It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers.
- I wanted to buy some sausages on Black Friday… but the link’s broken.
- Saturday Jokes: What’s the best part about Black Friday?… Resting on Saturday.
- Who profits the most on Black Friday?… The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
- I should give up shopping on Black Friday… but I’m no quitter.
- What do you call the day after Black Friday?… Broke Saturday.
- What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?… A Macintosh.
- What flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?… Credit card payment slips!
- Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday?… The one who earns the least.
- Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?… They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.
- What did Nala tell Simba subsequent to seeing a crowd of ladies on Black Friday?… You gotta Mufasa (move faster)
- What animal flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?… Credit card payment vultures.
- What do people eat on Black Friday?… Whatever they couldn’t finish on Thanksgiving Thursday.
- Amazing #BLACKFRIDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE! #BlackFriday2023
- All this spending on #BlackFriday… Better make sure ya’ll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too! #BlackFriday2023
- Just after #Thanksgiving, the judge was in a happy mood. He asked the defendant, ’‘What are you charged with?’ The prisoner replied, ‘Doing my Christmas shopping too early. ‘That’s no crime’, said the judge. ‘Just how early were you doing this shopping?’ ‘Before the shop opened’, answered the prisoner.
- #HappyThanksgiving @mathnasium @NCTM! I handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving #BlackFriday deals too… 50% off. #teaching #teachers #BlackFriday2023
- #HappyThanksgiving @pragmaticmom! I’ve saved an absolute fortune this #BlackFriday… I stayed in. #Thanksgiving #BlackFriday2023 #moms
- A small business owner was upset when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read “BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!” He was horrified when another competitor opened up on the other side of him and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading “LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES!” The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read “MAIN ENTRANCE.”
- I went to a fireworks store yesterday looking for a Black Friday deal… I was blown away.
- Black Friday: Because only in America people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
- What song by the Who is the unofficial song of Black Friday… Bargain.
- Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
- I just bought two kayaks for the price of one… Canoe believe it? What a Black Friday deal!
- went to McDonalds and Wendy’s and Burger King and all the fries were burnt!… Then I realized it’s Black Fryday.
- Men go shopping to buy what they want… Women go shopping to find out what they want.
- What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that comes with free cake?… A sweet deal.
- It’s only a matter of time before the security camera at Walmart on # Black Friday becomes a hit TV reality show.
- So you can make it early to #BlackFriday but can’t make it to church on Sunday? #BlackFriday2023
- Did you hear about the huge sale they just had on canoes?… It was quite the oar deal.
- A co-worker was going to the Christmas office party but needed a new dress. In the store on Black Friday, she asked, ‘May I try on that dress in the window, please?’ ‘Certainly not, madam,’ responded the salesgirl, ‘You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.’
- Wouldn’t it be nice if retail therapy was covered by health insurance?
- What did Shakespeare say when Black Friday was over? “Now is the winter of our discount.”
- How can you tell which one of your friends got a good Black Friday deal?… Don’t worry they’ll let you know.
- What do you call Hunger Games in America?… Black Friday.
- Black Friday Family Tips: “Now remember what I taught you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there and make Grandma proud!”
- I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a computer on Black Friday… It’s going to be grand.
- Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on #Halloween.
- Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday… This year I’m going Black Friday shopping.
- I actually enjoy Black Friday… It’s the one day I know exactly where all the nut jobs are and how to avoid them.
- It’s Black Friday and the mall is packed with shoppers. John has lost sight of his wife and can’t find her. He goes up to a very attractive woman and says, “Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The attractive woman replies “Why?” John says, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife shows up out of thin air.”
- What did the lumberjack do on Black Friday?… He went on a chopping spree.
- Why was there a line to get into the geology museum store on Black Friday?… Everything was on shale.
- Where do fugitives shop on Black Friday?… At the flee market.
- When’s the best time to shop for a new robot?… Cyborg Monday.
- Why does Han Solo from Star Wars go shopping on Black Friday?… The prices are Solo.
- Why do people buy clothes on Black Friday?… To replace all the ones they stained eating Thanksgiving dinner.
- What time do you have to wake up for sweet potato Black Friday deals?… 3 a-yam.
- Why do cops love going to Black Friday early?… So they can beat the crowd.
- How do you save 100% off everything on Black Friday?… Stay at home.
- What do you call someone who gets trampled to death at a Black Friday sale?… A Walmartyr.
- Why was there a line at the hair saloon on Black Friday?… The were having a blowout sale.
- How do you know which of your friends went shopping on Black Friday?… Don’t worry – they’ll tell you.
- What’s it called when your boss fires you the day after Thanksgiving?… Sack Friday.
- Does Metamucil ever go on sale for Black Friday?… No, you have to wait for Fiber Monday.
- What’s the deal with Black Friday jokes?…
- Another Black Friday clothes sale?… I’ll never get overall the savings!
- In Russia, people don’t shop on Black Friday… They wait for Siberia Monday.
- I actually like Black Friday. It’s the one day I know exactly where all the nut jobs are and how to avoid them.
- On Black Friday, I got the new iPhone for my husband… I thought it was a pretty good trade.
- On Black Friday, I got the new iPhone for my wife… I thought it was a pretty good trade.
- On Black Friday, I got the new iPhone for my teenager… I thought it was a pretty good trade.
- I got the last pair of jeans on Black Friday. It was Lucky.
- I got so many bruises from shopping on Black Friday, I’m gonna start calling it Black and Blue Friday.
- I was going to go to the Lego store on Black Friday… but there were people lined up for blocks.
- The casket store is having a killer Black Friday deal this year.
- My wife didn’t want to take me Black Friday shopping because she says I’m cheap… But I’m not buying it.
- I saved a sheet-load on new bedding this Black Friday.
- The cheese store had a huge Black Friday sale… I went on a shopping brie.
- I had to work the day after Thanksgiving… It was Slack Friday all day long.
- Did you hear about the Black Friday joke that was 50% off?…
- Black Friday jokes lead to broke Saturday.
- Black Friday Pun: Without deals, Black Friday would be Lack Friday.
- What’s the deal with Black Friday?
- The chiropractor was having a deal on Back Friday.
- The knife store slashed prices for Black Friday.
- Ducks go shopping on Quack Friday.
- Frogs love to shop on Black Fly-day.
- The Black Friday deals on astronaut gear are out of this world.
- Potatoes hate Black Fry-day.