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- A pilgrim is walking through the woods when he comes across a hungry bear…. …the pilgrim then drops to his knees on the trail and claspes his hands together to pray for salvation. To his surprise . . . so did the bear! Greatly heartened by this, the pilgrim then began to pray. “Oh, Heavenly Father, please let this be a Christian bear! I don’t want to be eaten by those evil nasty devil bears!” And the bear, to the great shock of the pilgrim, began to pray, too! Kneeling there on the side of the road across from the pilgrim, paws clasped together, the bear prayed, “Oh, Heavenly Father! For this meal, which we are about to receive . . . we give thanks.”
- What do you call an attractive Pilgrim?… A puri-ten!
- Why did the Pilgrims spend their first Thanksgiving eating outside with the Indians?… They didn’t have reservations!v
- Give a pilgrim some corn…vHe eats for a day, teach a pilgrim to grow corn…vHe kills your people and takes your land.
- In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived. I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.
- Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?… It’s a crummy job..
- What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner?… A har-vest.
- What did Pilgrims use to bake cookies?… May-flour!
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?… Plymouth Rock!
- Grandparent Jokes: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE!
- If the Pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships.
- What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape!
- Pilgrim Jokes: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? … Because April showers bring!
- What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan.
- Pilgrim Jokes: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?… Pilgrammar.
- Pilgrim Jokes: What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim?… Pil-grim Reaper.
- Pilgrim Jokes: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?… Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven!
- Thanksgiving Jokes: How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore!
- Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
- What do you call the age of a pilgrim?… Pilgrimage.
- What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?… Pil-grimace.
- Hat Jokes: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
- How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?… On the Mooooo-flower.
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to?… Plymouth Rock.
- What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth rock?… They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.
- Pilgrim Jokes: Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?… Your close group of pal-grims.
- If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, then what do college students travel on?… The Scholar Ships.
- What’s a pilgrim’s grandmother called?… Pilgranny.
- What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?… Plymouths.
- What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?… Pilgram.
- What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?… Pilgrim Reaper.
- What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim with a cracker?… A Pilgraham.
- What did Pilgrims put in their pumpkin pie?… Their teeth.
- Could Pilgrims jump higher than their houses?… Of course, houses can’t jump at all.
- Why did the Pilgrim band need a turkey?… For the drumsticks!
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Mary… Mary who?… Mariners were needed to sail the Mayflower.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… May… May who?… Mayflower landed in Plymouth Harbor.
- Knock knock. Who’s there?… Phil… Phil who?… Philgrims came over on the Mayflower.
- Why did the Pilgrim stand on the corn?… He wanted to be a corn-ered hero!
- Why did the Pilgrim get kicked out of the football game?… Too many fowl plays.
- Why did Pilgrims sail the Mayflower?… Because there weren’t enough seats on the gravy boat!
- What do you call a Pilgrim who tells jokes?… A pun-grim!
- Where do Pilgrims spend their money?… At the Mayflower Mall!
- Why did Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?… Because they couldn’t catch the pizza delivery guy!
- What did Pilgrims use to write letters?… A turkey feather quill!
- What do you call an attractive Pilgrim?… A puri-ten!
- What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner?… A har-vest.
- What did Pilgrims use to bake cookies?… May-flour!
- Two Pilgrims walk into a bar… The third one ducked.
- Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?… It’s a crummy job.
- What’s John Wayne’s favorite holiday?… Thanksgiving, Pilgrim.
- What is a pilgrim’s favorite subject in school?… Pilgrammar.
- Pilgrim Jokes: If the pilgrims sailed on the Mayflower, then what boat does a teacher sail on?… A scholar ship.
- What did Pilgrim teenagers think about the first Thanksgiving?… It was corny.
- Did you hear about pumpkin pie that apologized to the Pilgrim?… It was a piece offering.
- Did you hear about the Pilgrim who’s afraid of escalators?… He’s taking steps to avoid them.