101 Sandwich Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best sandwich jokes.
  2. Ghost Jokes: What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich!
  3. Elementary School Jokes: To this day, the boy that used to bully me in elementary school school still takes my lunch money… On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
  4. Sandwich Pun: I don’t eat club sandwiches… I quit cold turkey.
  5. Music Jokes: I wrote a song about a sandwich… Well it’s more of a wrap really.
  6. The Earl of Sandwich: Take a look at my new invention! The Duke of Openface: Seems like an awful lot of bread.
  7. Here is why you should never trust a sandwich… They are full of baloney!
  8. What does the sun get with it’s sandwich?… Light mayo.
  9. Harry Potter Jokes: How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?… Diagon alley.
  10. Harry Potter Jokes: What does Emma Watson put on her sandwiches?… Her mionnnaise.
  11. Doctor Jokes: Did you hear about the sandwich who went to the doctor?… He went to the mayo clinic.
  12. Looney Tunes Jokes: What does Bugs Bunny put on his intergalactic sandwich?… Space jam.
  13. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  14. Do you know why Indian sandwich shops keep opening?… Because there is always a New Delhi.
  15. If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches.
  16. What did the German sandwich say?… Gluten Tag.
  17. My mom would wake up early just to cut the crusts off my sandwiches for lunch…. She knew the crust was my favorite part. She hated me so much.
  18. What’s a honeymoon sandwich?… Lettuce alone with no dressing!
  19. What did the car have on its sandwich?… Traffic jam.
  20. What’s a hungry golfer’s favorite snack?… A Sand wedge.
  21. What did the sandwich say when it got a new job?… Lettuce celebrate.
  22. What did the sandwich say to the salad when it got locked out?… Lettuce in.
  23. A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
  24. What’s a sailor’s favorite type of sandwich?… A sub-marine!
  25. Did you hear about that new heavy metal themed sandwich shop?… It’s called Pantera Bread
  26. What is a Great White shark’s favorite kind of sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish!
  27. What does Wonder Woman have for lunch?… A sandwich, on “Wonder”
  28. Hawaii Jokes: Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches… But that’s just Hawaii roll.
  29. What did the bully have for lunch?… He had a knuckle sandwich!
  30. What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich!
  31. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds! (Day Light Savings Jokes) If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches. (Lion Jokes)
  32. A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
  33. A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese.  (Pennsylvania Jokes)
  34. Where do you get sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (World Geography Jokes)
  35. A book never written: “Making a Better Sandwich” by May O. Nase.  
  36. What would you find on a haunted beach?… A sand-witch! (Witch Jokes) What is a golfer’s favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Golf Jokes)
  37. What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?… A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. (Shark Jokes)
  38. What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?… Oldham! 
  39. If BurgerKing & Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches?  
  40. Customer: I refuse to eat this sandwich. Will you get the manager? Waiter: That’s no use. He won’t eat it, either.
  41. Middle School Jokes: To this day, the boy that used to bully me in middle school school still takes my lunch money… On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
  42. High School Jokes: To this day, the boy that used to bully me in high school school still takes my lunch money… On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
  43. What is green on the inside, white on the outside and hops?… A frog sandwich!
  44. Why do Zombies go to Subway?… Because they like to Eat Flesh.  
  45. What did bacon say to tomato?… Lettuce get together. 
  46. Why did the tomato turn red?… It saw the sandwich dressing!  
  47. Why don’t sandwiches like warm weather?… Things get Toasty!  
  48. What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?… Lettuce all smile.  
  49. What do you eat at the beach?… A Sand-wich.  
  50. Who casts spells at the beach?… The Sand-witch.  
  51. Where do golfers go to eat?… The sand-wedge shop.
  52. Why don’t Americans eat snail sandwiches?… Because they like “Fast Food.”
  53. What did the fisherman catch when he used peanut butter as bait?… A jellyfish.
  54. You’re the PB to my J!
  55. Veggies? That’s what my food eats.
  56. Lettuce celebrate lunchtime… with an amazing sandwich!
  57. The other day my math teacher had a mean sandwich. He said it tasted average.
  58. I’d tell you the joke about some jam on a piece of bread but you might spread it.
  59. What’s the best snack to bring on a field trip to the beach?… A sand-wich.
  60. The tomato turned red because it saw the sandwich dressing.
  61. I look back and I think my decision to order a veggie sandwich was a ‘missed- steak’.
  62. What do you call a cannibal eating a sandwich?… Sub-human.
  63. When I open my restaurant, I refused to make my own sandwiches and instead relied on sub-contractors.
  64. The pilot preferred his sandwich plane.
  65. If the earth was one giant sandwich, the entire population would be in-bread.
  66. I left my sandwich in the elevator at work… I wanted to take my lunch to the next level.
  67. When the sandwich broke up with the bread… he told her she deserved butter.
  68. I could have made you a sandwich… but it’s way past your bread time.
  69. Why didn’t the sandwich want to stay up late?… It was past their bread time.
  70. What’s a deer‘s least favorite sandwich bread?… Sour doe.
  71. What did the sandwich say when it graduated from high school?… Lettuce celebrate.
  72. What did the sandwich say when it graduated from college?… Lettuce celebrate.
  73. What did the bully have for lunch?… A knuckle sandwich.
  74. Why don’t you starve in a desert?… Because of all the ‘sand which is’ there.
  75. What did the caveman order for lunch?… A Club Sandwich.
  76. What’s the loudest kind of sandwich?… A B. yell T.
  77. After the movie director finished shooting the last scene, I handed him a sandwich. I said, “That’s a wrap.”
  78. How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?… With jam-in.
  79. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?… You make me melt.
  80. What did the crossing guard have on her sandwich?… Some traffic jam!
  81. What do hobbits make sandwiches with?… Shortbread.
  82. Why do Zombies go to Subway?… Because they like to eat flesh.
  83. Why don’t sandwiches like warm weather?… Because things get toasty!
  84. Why do sandwiches love sitting near a fire?… They like to feel toasty.
  85. What did one sandwich say to the other when they were in trouble?… You’re toast.
  86. What is a printer’s least favorite kind of sandwich?… Paper jam.
  87. What kind of cheese does a guitar enjoy in his sandwich?… String cheese.
  88. Who casts spells at the beach?… The sand-witch.
  89. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns.
  90. The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust.
  91. The boxer ordered his favorite lunch again… a knuckle sandwich.
  92. The MMA fighter ordered his favorite lunch again… a knuckle sandwich.
  93. What do you call a pun sandwich?… A Punini.
  94. What did the sandwich say to the bell hop?… “Lettuce in.”
  95. Two lawyers are in a restaurant eating their sandwiches. The owner walks in and says, “You can’t eat your own food in here!” The lawyers sigh and swap sandwiches.
  96. Why didn’t the potato chips believe anything the sandwich said?… Because the sandwich was full of baloney.
  97. What did the cannibal serve with tea?… Finger sandwiches.
  98. Shakespeare didn’t eat chicken burgers… he was too caught up with Ham-let.
  99. I relish the moment I bite into a tasty burger.
  100. I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe…. It was a bit Chewie.
  101. My burger flew away today… I ordered it plane.
  102. Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?… In their launch box.
  103. What do astronauts put in their sandwiches?… Launch meat
  104. Where do sandwiches like to dance?… At a meatball.
  105. Why was the sandwich in a grumpy mood?… It woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
  106. What did the arrogant pickle say?… I’m kind of a big dill.
  107. I have a big crust on you!