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- November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Daylight Savings jokes.
- I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months!
- Friday Jokes: Why can’t we move the clocks forward by an hour on Friday at 4pm instead?
- Labor Day Jokes: Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent Daylight Savings: “Haven’t you heard?”
- November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me if we turn the clocks ahead or back?
- Music Jokes: Why is the end of daylight savings time Cher’s favorite day of the year?… Because she can actually turn back time.
- Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
- Firewood Advertisement: Daylight is dwindling… Time for kindling!
- Music Jokes: Unofficial Song of Daylight Savings: Sounds of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel: “Hello Darkness, my old friend.”
- A Daylight Savings joke… I refuse to give it the time of day.
- “I love Daylight Saving Time!” said No one ever.
- I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.
- Book Jokes: My book on Daylight Savings finally arrived… It’s about time.
- Election Jokes: Congress finally had a meeting about day lights avings… it was about time.
- I’ve got a great daylight savings time joke… I’ll tell you in an hour.
- Monday Jokes: Just a reminder for your weekend… Monday will be happening an hour earlier.
- Fall Jokes: FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes…
- When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Native American said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”
- Labor Day Jokes: I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work.
- Which bank does the sun go to?… Daylight Savings.
- I was going to set all my clocks back for Daylight Saving… but I couldn’t find the time.
- I just posted my usual blog against Daylight Saving Time… Like clockwork.
- Spring Jokes: SPRING: We really struggled losing an hour coming up with more daylight savings time jokes…
- Spring Jokes: Parents of young kids: Daylight Savings Time… I don’t know how I could get more sleep deprived.
- What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m not losing any sleep over it.
- Who is daylight… And why is he saving time so much?
- “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
- I understand Daylight Savings Time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.
- How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
- Time Travel is easy… Every fall I go back an hour and every spring I go ahead an hour.
- The end of daylight savings time… a week of waking up early because kids and pets can’t tell time.
- My watch told me that the kitchen clock set itself back an hour… but that’s second hand information.
- The hour I lost today was the hour I was planning on going to the gym… Darn.
- My clock was really tense about falling back for DaylightSavings… I guess you could say he was all wound up.
- What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?… A sundial.
- I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.
- Why did the clock think he had amnesia?… He lost an hour of time without realizing it.
- A good pet should be able to set the Daylight Saving Time for you… that’s why I’m looking for a watch dog.
- At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn.
- What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog!
- Son: “You know we’re losing an hour tonight.” Dad: “If you were more careful with your stuff we wouldn’t be losing it all the time.”
- What did the clock say when I set it back an hour?… It’s about time.
- One of the best things about Daylight Saving Time is that the clock in my car will finally be correct again.
- Why was the clock rushed to the hospital?… He fell back for an hour.
- I remember back before daylight savings times… Oh how times have changed!
- Why couldn’t the clock set itself for Daylight Savings Time?… It needed a hand.
- What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m losing any #sleep over it.
- I don’t think of it as losing an hour of sleep this weekend… I think of it as being an hour closer to coffee!
- My grandma got a new hearing aid. “It was $5,” she said. “What kind is it?” I asked. “Ten-o-clock.”
- My book on clocks finally arrived… It’s about time.
- Who is daylight… And why is he saving #time so much?
- I asked Bob Dylan what he thought of Daylight Saving… he was glad the times they were a-changin’.
- Finally adjusted my clocks to daylight savings… No time like the present!
- What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?… The sunset provision.
- What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog!
- Maybe if daytime was more careful… it wouldn’t have to be saved all the time.
- What does #daylightsavings time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of #rain.
- What did the wall clock do after it was adjusted for Daylight Saving?… It hung around.
- What did the clock say when I went to move it ahead an hour?… Hour you doing today?
- If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time #puns to fall back on.
- What time is it when you read jokes about Daylight Saving Time?… Time to laugh!
- Why did the grandfather clock fall over?… It went back too far for Daylight Saving!
- Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury I need to buy a smaller sundial.
- Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme!
- I’ve been working 23/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
- Why did the man sit on his clock after setting it back for Daylight Saving Time?… He wanted to be on time.
- If I remind my wife about Daylight Saving Time again… I think she might CLOCK me.
- I’ve been working 25/7 To come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
- What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain.
- What happens when you try to make a clock Spring Forward?… It gets ticked off.
- What do you call a striker playing an April match?… A spring forward.
- Who invented ?… A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
- When is a lion like a clock?… When they both Spring Forward.
- Why do they pick the weekend for Daylight Saving Time changes?… Because the other days are weakdays.
- I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, “Cool! I wanna watch!” I said, “Why? Your cell phone tells time.”
- Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana.
- If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Daylight Savings?
- I just got a new cooking book… It is about thyme.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Daylight Savings knock-knock joke?
- If I remind my husband about Daylight Saving Time again… I think she might CLOCK me.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks behind?
- Did you hear that people hate daylight saving time so much?… That they lost sleep over it last night.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks ahead?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks behind?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most what time we adjust the clocks?
- I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day.
- My friends are getting tired of daylight saving time jokes… They might clock me.
- I understand , but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.
- Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. s
- What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
- Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A #Grandfather Clock!
- I had no choice but to stop cooking during the taco making contest… I ran out of thyme.
- What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?… That you have too much time on your hands.
- Why was Superman so busy after the sun rose this morning?… It was daylight saving time..
- What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog.
- I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day.
- What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick.