George Washington Jokes

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1. Delaware Jokes: I finally realized why the painting of Washington crossing the Delaware is such a big deal… It depicts the last time someone willingly entered New Jersey.
2. Delaware Jokes: What did George Washington say when crossing the Delaware?… “Row, row, row your boat… quietly.”
3. Delaware Jokes: Why was George Washington a great leader?… He always knew how to cross the Delaware without a hitch!
4. Delaware Jokes: What did Washington say as he crossed the Delaware?… ”Next time I’m going to reserve a seat!”
5. Delaware Jokes: What did George Washington say when he crossed the Delaware River?… “I’m going to make this crossing great again!”