Octopus Jokes

by | Jan 17, 2026 | Uncategorized | 0 comments

  1. How do you know if an octopus is alive?… You check its octo-pulse! 
  2. Why do sailors never play poker with squids?… They’re too good at hands.
  3. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?… Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

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