President Jokes:
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best president jokes.
- President Jokes: What’s George Washington’s favorite type of music? The founding rock!
- Ice Cream Jokes: Ice Cream Flavors honoring Richard Nixon… ‘ImPeachments & Cream’ and ‘Watermelon-Gate.’
- If Frodo was the President of the Fellowship, what position would Gandalf have?… Chief of Staff.
- President Jokes:Why did Thomas Jefferson write so many letters? Because he loved to keep a good letter-ature!
- President Jokes: How did John F. Kennedy stay cool during speeches? He kept his cool under the “Camelot” sun!
- Pink Floyd, The Wall… the unofficial album of President Trump‘s immigration policy.
- President Jokes:Why was Teddy Roosevelt always so energetic? Because he believed in a vigorous life!
- President Jokes:What did Ronald Reagan say when he forgot his lines? “Well, there goes my star power!”
- President Jokes:Why did Barack Obama love playing basketball? Because he always wanted to shoot for the presidency!
- President Jokes:What did Ulysses S. Grant say after winning a game? “I guess I’m a real general at this!”
- President Jokes:Why did Franklin D. Roosevelt like to swim? Because he was always in the pool of leadership!
- President Jokes:How did Richard Nixon keep his hair so perfect? He used Watergate—literally!
- President Jokes:Why did Jimmy Carter love gardening? Because he believed in planting good seeds for the future!
- President Jokes:What did Lyndon B. Johnson say when he finished a speech? “That’s the way the LBJ rolls!”
- President Jokes:Why was William McKinley always so polite? Because he knew how to handle a situation with grace!
- President Jokes:What’s Harry Truman’s favorite card game? Poker—because he loved a good deal!
- President Jokes:Why did John Adams always carry a quill? To make sure every word was presidential!
- President Jokes:How did Calvin Coolidge stay so quiet? Because he believed in the power of a good pause!
- President Jokes:What did George W. Bush say when he missed a joke? “That was a real W-hoot!”
- President Jokes:Why did Joe Biden bring a ladder to the debate? To reach new heights in politics!
- President Jokes:What did Ronald Reagan say about Hollywood? “I knew I’d be a star someday!”
- President Jokes:Why did Donald Trump love to build towers? Because he liked reaching new heights—literally!
- President Jokes: Why did Abraham Lincoln always carry a pocket watch? Because he believed in making every second count!
