Washington Jokes:

  1. Canada Jokes: In Washington they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
  2. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. San Fransisco fans thinking they can go into Seattle and win a divisional playoff game.
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Blitz and Boom.
  4. Is Blue Jean by David Bowie an official song of Super Bowl LX?… Is it being played at Levi Stadium in Santa Monica, California.
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the living mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?…
  6. Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
  7. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Apple Cup?
  8. Super Bowl Jokes: Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …However, Carroll said “No thanks! I’ll pass.”
  9. How did the Seahawks feel after they lost the Super Bowl 24-6? “Deflated” “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
  10. Music Jokes: Is Blue Jean by David Bowie an official song of Super Bowl LX?… Is it being played at Levi Stadium in Santa Monica, California.
  11. Super Bowl LIX: Washington Jokes: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.”