Napping Jokes

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  1. Camping Jokes: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it!
  2. Wizard of Oz Jokes: Who made Dorothy fall asleep in the poppy field?… The Wicked Witch of the Rest. 
  3. Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
  4. What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!
  5. Knock knockout?…  Who is there?… Daisy… Daisy who?…Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
  6. Who is a great spokesperson for National Napping Day?… Sleeping Beauty!
  7. Where did the dog fall asleep?… In the barking lot.

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