Napping Jokes

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1. March Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best napping jokes!
2. March Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best napping jokes for National Napping Day!
3. Grandparent Jokes: What are the two things your grandpa doesn’t like about you as a little boy?… Number 1 you don’t want to sleep in the afternoon. Number 2, you won’t let him take a nap either. 
4. Harry Potter Jokes: How does Malfoy get in his bed?… He slithers in! 
5. Labor Day Jokes: Why was the ghost so tired he needed a nap?… He worked the graveyard shift. 
6. Indy 500 Jokes: Do Indy500 race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired.
7. Indy 500 Jokes: What do you get when you run in front of an Indianapolis 500 car?… TIRED!  
8. Indy 500 Jokes: What do you get when you run behind an Indianapolis 500 car?… EXHAUSTED!  
9. Do NASCAR race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired.
10. Do Daytona 500 race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired.
12. Camping Jokes: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it!
13. Spaghetti Jokes: What did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime! 
14. Wizard of Oz Jokes: Who made Dorothy fall asleep in the poppy field?… The Wicked Witch of the Rest. 
15. Winter Olympics Jokes: What’s the main rule of the Insomnia Olympics?… You snooze, You lose.
16. Brownie Jokes: I just burned 3,000 calories!… My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap.
17. Brownie Jokes: What does a brownie put on his bed?… A cookie sheet.
18. Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
19. What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!
20. Knock knockout?…  Who is there?… Daisy… Daisy who?…Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
21. Who is a great spokesperson for National Napping Day?… Sleeping Beauty!
22. Where did the dog fall asleep?… In the barking lot.
23. What do you get when you run in front of an NASCAR car?… TIRED!  
24. Indy 500 Jokes: What do you get when you run behind an NASCAR car?… EXHAUSTED!
25. What do you get when you run in front of an Daytona 500 car?… TIRED!  
26. Indy 500 Jokes: What do you get when you run behind an Daytona 500 car?… EXHAUSTED!