Waffle Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best waffle jokes.
  2. Softball Jokes: How is a softball team like a waffle?… They both depend on a good batter!
  3. Spiderman Jokes: I invited Spiderman over for waffles… He said he’s swing by soon.
  4. Psychology Jokes: Did you hear about the angry waffle iron?… He just flipped.
  5. Smile Jokes: How do you make a waffle smile?… Butter him up.
  6. Travel Guest Blogs: Where do waffles go on vacation?… Sandy Eggo.
  7. Pancake Jokes: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
  8. Baseball Jokes: How is a baseball team like a waffle?… They both depend on a good batter!
  9. What did the waffle say to the waffle iron?… Catch you on the flip side.
  10. Waffle Jokes:
  11. Music Jokes: What’s Mike’s from Stranger Things favorite song?… “Should I Stay or Should Eggo?”
  12. California Jokes: What do you call a waffle that’s been buried in sand? … Sandy Eggo!
  13. Disney Jokes: What is Eleven’s from Stranger Things favorite Disney song?… Let eggo.
  14. Stranger Things Jokes: How do 11 and Mike eat their waffles?… Syruptitiously!
  15. Stranger Things Jokes: Which city does 11 from Stranger Things hate?… Sandy Eggo!
  16. Stranger Things Jokes: Why does 11 from Stranger Things keep going on about how good she is at making waffles?… She’s Eggo-tistical!
  17. California Jokes: What do you call a waffle on the beach?… Sandy Eggo!
  18. Stranger Things Jokes: What did Mike say to 11 when she was mad at him?… I love you a waffle lot!
  19. Stranger Things Jokes: I told Eleven a joke… she said it was “waffle-ly” funny.
  20. What do you call a waffle on the beach?… Sandy Eggo!
  21. What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert… Sandy Eggo!
  22. What’s the best waffle topping?… More waffles.
  23. Why did the waffle get promoted?… It stacked up results.
  24. What did the waffle say to the syrup?… “I’m stuck on you!”
  25. Why was the waffle so calm?… It had inner batter-peace.
  26. Why did the waffle blush?… It got buttered up.
  27. What is a waffle’s favorite subject?… Geometry, because it loves squares.
  28. What’s the best part of a waffle?… The “W”—without it, it’s just awful!
  29. Why didn’t the waffle go to the pancake party?… He was a square.
  30. Waffle Pun: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
  31. Waffle Pun: Batter days are ahead.
  32. Waffle Pun: You butter believe it.
  33. Why did the waffle go to school?… To get a little batter.
  34. Waffle Pun: Life is butter with waffles.
  35. Waffle Pun: I love you a waffle lot.
  36. Stay golden and keep going.
  37. Let’s not waffle on this decision.
  38. Syrup happens.
  39. Waffle my heart belongs to brunch.
  40. Life is butter with waffles.
  41. I am on a strict waffle-only mood.
  42. Waffles always square up nicely.
  43. Let’s get toasted.
  44. This is how I batter myself.
  45. Keep calm and pass the syrup.
  46. Waffles make everything batter.
  47. I am just here for the waffle vibes.
  48. That is a crisp decision.
  49. Grid things are coming.
  50. Waffle see you at brunch.
  51. You are looking golden today.
  52. I am totally buttered up.
  53. Waffles are my comfort square.
  54. It is a syrup-titious feeling.
  55. Brunch without waffles is a missed steak.
  56. Waffles know how to handle pressure.
  57. This idea is well-pressed.
  58. I have a soft spot for crisp edges.
  59. You had me at waffles.
  60. Waffle ever it takes, I am in.
  61. I do not rise and shine. I rise and waffle.
  62. My weekend plan starts with waffles and ends with more waffles.
  63. This waffle is carrying my whole mood.
  64. Syrup is just breakfast confidence.
  65. Crisp outside, soft inside, same as my personality.
  66. I am not lazy. I am just waffle-powered.
  67. Waffles are proof that breakfast loves structure.
  68. I got pressed and turned into a snack.
  69. Every waffle deserves a standing syrup-ation.
  70. My life is held together by brunch plans.
  71. Waffles are my kind of grid system.
  72. Today’s personality is golden and slightly toasted.
  73. I trust waffles more than most people.
  74. This is not a craving. This is a calling.
  75. My standards are simple: warm waffle, cold excuse.
  76. I came, I saw, I buttered.
  77. If brunch had a mascot, it would be a waffle.
  78. I do not rise and shine. I rise and waffle.
  79. This is not breakfast. This is a plan.
  80. My weekend is fully booked by waffles.
  81. I tried to be calm, but I got pressed.
  82. Batter days are ahead.
  83. I’m just ironing out my problems.
  84. I like my jokes like my waffles: well-pressed.
  85. The waffle iron understands pressure better than I do.
  86. I’m not indecisive. I’m just waffling professionally.
  87. If it’s not toasted, it’s not trusted.
  88. This waffle is handling heat like a champion.
  89. I’m gridlocked, so I made breakfast.
  90. My goals are simple: crisp, golden, finished.
  91. What’s a waffle’s favorite workout?… The iron.
  92. Why did the waffle bring a ladder to brunch?… To reach the top of the stack.
  93. Why did the waffle refuse to argue?… It did not want to get roasted.
  94. Why was the waffle bad at keeping secrets?… Everything leaked into the pockets.
  95. Why did the waffle join a band?… It already had great jam.
  96. Why did the waffle go to therapy?… It felt pressed from all sides.
  97. I asked the waffle for advice. It said, “Stay golden and keep your pockets full.”
  98. What do waffles say when they meet syrup?… “Nice to stick with you!”
  99. Why did the waffle bring a backpack?… It was going on a trip to the griddle.
  100. What do you call a waffle that tells jokes?… A breakfast comedian.
  101. Why did the waffle sit in the front row?… It wanted to be first in line for butter.
  102. Why did the waffle cross the road?… To get to the butter side.
  103. What do waffles wear when it’s cold?… A syrup-sweater.
  104. What game do waffles love?… Connect four, because it feels familiar.
  105. Why did the waffle smile all morning?… It woke up on the sweet side.
  106. What do you call a waffle that can sing?… A breakfast star.
  107. What did Aunt Jemima say to Hungry Jack?… I love you a waffle lot.
  108. Where do waffles go on vacation?… Sandy Eggo.
  109. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Waffle… Waffle who?… Waffle you doing later? Brunch?
  110. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Syrup… Syrup who?… Syrup-rise. I brought waffles.
  111. Knock knock.,, Who’s there?… Batter… Batter who?… Batter let me in, I’m making waffles.
  112. When the little boy was making waffles why did the batter run away?… Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
  113. Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.
  114. Knock Knock Who’s there? Waffle! Waffle who? Stop waffling around and open the door!
  115. Math Mistake After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, “If you had 4 waffles and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” Quickly he replied, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4 waffles.”
  116. What’s the best part of a waffle?… The w. Without it it’s just awful.
  117. Waffle House I went to Waffle House this morning but forgot my wallet at home. I told the waiter I couldn’t pay for my meal, so she took one of my shoes as payment and told me I wasn’t allowed back. I guess from now on IHOP.
  118. How do spies eat their waffles? Syruptitiously!
  119. What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego
  120. Quaker surprised me about how decisive they were when canceling aunt Jemima. I expected them to waffle. UPVOTE
  121. I was making breakfast for my kids and I tripped. I fell onto a hot iron. It was waffle
  122. Waffles didn’t exist until Chuck Norris punched a pancake. What do you call a German Pilot’s Breakfast?… A LuftWaffle.
  123. I only cut my waffles into Messerschmitt-shapes They are luftwaffles
  124. I was told to write a report of waffles But I failed because there was to much walfling
  125. Did you hear the Germans now have breakfast delivery drones? They call them the LuftWaffles.
  126. How did the chef win the golf tournament?… He got a hole in one using his waffle iron.
  127. I pour maple syrup over my essays. Because they’re 100% waffle. Maple syrup,
  128. Waffle Knock, knock! Who’s there? Waffle! Waffle who? Stop waffling around and open the door!
  129. What do you call a pancake after it does sit-ups? A waffle.
  130. Why are waffles healthier than pancakes? Waffles are pancakes with a six-pack.
  131. Why did the pancake get arrested? Answer: It had committed multiple unwaffle actions!
  132. Why didn’t the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square.
  133. Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake? The pancakes was flattered.