Top 50 Black Friday Jokes

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  1. November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Black Friday jokes.
  2. What’s the deal with Black Friday jokes?…
  3. Fireworks Jokes: I went to a fireworks store yesterday looking for a Black Friday deal… I was blown away. 
  4. Music Jokes: Why didn’t Handel go  shopping on Black Friday?… Because he was baroque. 
  5. My Black Friday budget is $1,000… It’s going to be grand!
  6. Amazing BLACK FRIDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE! 
  7. Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday… This year I’m going Black Friday shopping. 
  8. I wanted to go to some different stores this Black Friday, but once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
  9. Columbus Day Jokes: How was Columbus’s ship like Black Friday?… They’re both driven by sails.
  10. May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for  clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
  11. I handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving Black Friday deals too… 50% off. 
  12. Did you hear about the huge sale REI just had on canoes?… It was quite the oar deal. 
  13. My wife didn’t want to take me Black Friday shopping because she says I’m cheap… But I’m not buying it.
  14. Black Friday Pun: Without deals Black Friday would be… Lack Friday.
  15. So you can make it early to Black Friday but can’t make it to church on Sunday? 
  16. I was going to go to the Lego store on Black Friday… but there were people lined up for blocks.
  17. On Black Friday, where did George Washington buy his hatchet?… At the chopping mall. 
  18. Kentucky Derby Jokes: Where do Kentucky Derby horses shop on Black Friday?… Old Neigh-vy!
  19. Shrimp Jokes: Where do shrimp shop for Black Friday deals?… A Prawn Shop.
  20. Why does Humpty Dumpty not participate in Black Friday?… He’s broke. 
  21. Why are all USB storage devices on sale today?… It’s a flash sale.
  22. I had to work the  day after Thanksgiving… It was Slack Friday all day long.
  23. I actually enjoy Black Friday… It’s the one day I know exactly where all the nut jobs are and how to avoid them. 
  24. I heard camouflage pants were on sale for Black Friday… but I’m not seeing any.
  25. I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall several times and then ordering online.
  26. Shrimp Jokes: What do you call a store where you negotiate for off-the-book shrimp transactions?… A Prawn Shop.
  27. If you’re going shopping on Black Friday, please be considerate… By turning your phone horizontal before recording any fights.
  28. Black Friday is a scam… You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
  29. Black Friday Pun: The Black Friday sale on new glasses is out of sight.
  30. It’s Black Friday and the mall is packed with shoppers. John has lost sight of his wife and can’t find her. He goes up to a very attractive woman and says, “Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The attractive woman replies “Why?” John says, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife shows up out of thin air.”
  31. When does Black Friday come before Thanksgiving?… In the dictionary.
  32. I finally bought a Roomba on Black Friday… It sucks!
  33. Black Friday: Because only in America people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. 
  34. Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween. 
  35. Where do Sith Lords go shopping on Black Friday?… At the Darth Mall.
  36. Minions do most of their shopping on Gru-pon. 
  37. Veterans Day Jokes: What’s the slogan of a clothing store that only sells to veterans?… No service, no shirt, no shoes.
  38. What song by the Who is the unofficial song of Black Friday… Bargain.
  39. On Black Friday, I got the new iPhone for my teenager… I thought it was a pretty good trade.
  40. Dog Jokes: What was the special offer at the pet store this week?… Buy 1  Dog and get 1 Flea!
  41. What time do you have to wake up for sweet potato Black Friday deals?… 3 a-yam.
  42. When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?… On Black Friday, when it’s on sail. 
  43. Grinch Jokes: Grinch Pun: Christmas shopping?… It’s all about the “who” in Whoville. 
  44. I heard memory foam pillows were on sale for Black Friday… but I can’t remember where.
  45. Friday the 13th Jokes: What happens when Black Friday falls AFTER Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
  46. Stranger Things Jokes: 2025 Black Friday Special: Stranger Things Season 5 Opening special at the local bakery… 1/2 price on upside down cakes.
  47. Saturday Jokes: What do you call the day after Black Friday?… Broke Saturday.
  48. Black Friday Pun: The Black Friday deals on astronaut gear are out of this world.
  49. Another Black Friday  clothes sale?… I’ll never get overall the savings!
  50. Why was there a line to get into the geology museum store on Black Friday?… Everything was on shale.