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- Lion Jokes: Why can’t you find any lions in the wild after August?… Because the pride goeth before the fall.
- What do you call a fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice.
- Turtle Jokes: I’m not an animal rights activist or anything… but I think it is pretty messed up that there are sweaters from turtle necks.
- Labor Day Jokes: Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves… It sounds better than saying I’m a street sweeper.
- Fall Jokes: My friend just asked me why I’m wearing my sweatshirt in August I told him I’m a trendsetter, I wear sweatshirts before it’s cool.
- Book Jokes: What does a school book do in the fall?… Puts on a jacket.
- Doctor Jokes: The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen September and December because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas.
- Music Jokes: What James Taylor song is great for “Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall?”… “You’ve Got a Friend.”
- Daylight Savings Jokes: FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes…
- Thanksgiving Jokes: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har- VEST.