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- Cheeseburger Jokes:
- Jimmy Buffett Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Jimmy Buffett’s 1st meal in Heaven?… A Cheeseburger in Paradise.
- Where is the best place to eat on National Cheeseburger Day?… Margaritaville. Get a “Cheeseburger in Paradise.”
- Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece.
- What did Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
- A husband & wife driving thru the mountains. They argued about the pronunciation of the town. At lunch, the husband asked the waitress, “Could you please settle an argument for us? Please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”
- What did the #cheeseburger say to the #pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
- What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac!
- Did you hear about the #cheeseburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
- What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers!
- Who is the unofficial spokesperson for National Cheeseburger Day?… Wimpy from Popeye. “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”